Berri Bacardi Birthday

[jekesta]

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:

F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

Comments

[nemesisofmyself.livejournal.com]

Okay so I just spent an embarrassing amount of time watching that scene from Raising The Bar *wafts self* and OH GOD MPG has the same face!... I mean, he always has the same face but it's just that he looks so much like his baby self that it astounds me. How did he get even more beautiful with age?? (Someone commented on that Raising the Bar vid asking if he was an alien who never aged. I approve of that comment immensely)

I love that it is both MPG's birthday AND Jensen Ackles' birthday. I'm all flail-y and awash with fangirl feels because it is TWO of my boys' birthdays *flails a bit*

I was so sad yesterday when we were all Wednesday post-less yesterday :( Wednesdays are the highlight of my week! (For various reasons, not just this post, because that would be weird and stalkery even though If it was me who was receiving this comment I'd be flattered. But that's clearly because I don't understand the meaning of A. Personal space, or B. Shutting up or even C. Not sounding like a lunatic every time I post)

I'm so excited for the new season OMG! Breckin dancing and MPG being all 'I'm gonna get back to work' and Breckin being all 'And I'm gonna stay here' and the back slap and just their whole relationship makes me ygrfhujhfvdshvhjfwehghdwfb

Yesterday I spent the day insanely angry with my personal tutor because she was a bitch on my annual progress report. I went to see her with a big 'Boo you WHORE' face on and then infused this rage into my work with a rant about my hatred for Arthur Miller and she was REALLY NICE ABOUT IT! How can you hate someone so nice they send you emails with pictures of kittens IN cups!! on them??

Then I did some writing! Because of my sudden realisation that there are prompts I promised to fill on the kink meme LAST SUMMER that I still haven't done! So you will probably be getting some of those emails soon ;)

Okay, shutting up. I'm off to stare at the Tumblr GIF set now and flail and keyboard mash and wildly reblog. Yes.

Edit: I was so distracted by my excitement that I forgot to reassure you that that trailer is most definitely there and I squealed in a scary inhuman way and also that that pic that Breckin tweeted is at once really weird and freaking adorable. He got Mark'd *dead*

[jekesta]

MPG being all 'I'm gonna get back to work' and Breckin being all 'And I'm gonna stay here'

YES. SO MUCH LOVE. LJSDHFOWLE.

MPG looks beautiful at NEARLY ALL THE AGES, he goes a bit awkward looking in row 3 I think, but he pulls it back. I would love to live in a world where they hadn't dyed him blond for all those years. But at least he eventually got past that.

I am ALWAYS happy to receive emails from the kink meme. Those are the best emails. Better even than emails with kittens in cups on them.

Hurray for Wednesday posts! \o/ Even if they happen quite often on Thursdays! ::dances you very::

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Ok, it's summer now, yes? Please say yes. It feels like the longest hiatus ever, probably because they've been cruelly teasing kindly placating us with gorgeous/awesome/crazily bromantic tidbits for months now and I want the finish product. Now. Please.

Also...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MPG!!!!

I wonder if Breckin got him a gift? (There are quite a few interesting scenarios in my head for this and damnit, I don't even like RPF but now I want MPG/BM slash)

[jekesta]

Well last year they had a massive cake:



And presumably lots of icing sex. Or frosting sex I guess, since they're american. So I sort of like to think they each, independently, spent most of the day being sad they weren't having cake sex and missing each other with LONGING.

And yes! The constant tweets and pictures and what have you are GREAT but they make me miss it SO MUCH MORE. Also the fact that they only make half a reasonable number of episodes, so that's an extra ten weeks of waiting that we wouldn't have to do if they would just MAKE MOAR.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Yes! If they make a- wait, "if"? WHEN they make a third season, they should really listen to us and make it a 'full' American season. We demand 22 episodes of bromance and lawyering.

That picture is epic btw. Although, is it just me or the angle or the tight jeans, or does Mark-Paul look like he has incredibly tiny hips?

Actually, I've just looked at Breckin's and maybe Mark-Paul's don't look so small after all. I love how tiny Breckin is. I really hope they highlight their size difference more in S2. Preferably with sex *height kink*

Also, icing/frosting sex ftw!

[jekesta]

WHEN they make a third season

::hopes with so much hoping::

They both look really narrow in that picture and sort of small. I never notice it very much because all my eyes see is breckin's hand on mpg's waist and then I'm happy. I know it's ridiculous but it's also STUNNING.

Just a little bit of height kink sex, yes. They could fit that in. Between the lawyering and the drinking. Or at least they could have MPG pick Breckin up as he hugs him. Or have him REACH FOR STUFF FOR HIM. Small things.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

all my eyes see is breckin's hand on mpg's waist and then I'm happy.

Yeah I got distracted by that too :)

Or at least they could have MPG pick Breckin up as he hugs him. Or have him REACH FOR STUFF FOR HIM.

THIS SO MUCH!! We're not asking a lot, really, are we? To be fair, I think I just want to see more of the domesticity and familiarity that comes with knowing/working/living with somebody for 20+ years.

[jekesta]

I think I just want to see more of the domesticity and familiarity that comes with knowing/working/living with somebody for 20+ years

GOD YES. That's totally it, and I really sort of optimistically feel like they haven't forgotten that so we will get at least some of that. I hope they carry on letting Peter bring people food, that's my favourite of things.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

I know I've said it before but this picture just makes me so very happy. The smiling, the hands, the t-shirt riding up to expose some tummy, the hands again! It may actually have been the wallpaper on my phone for quite a while... [whistles]

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Do Americans really not use "icing"???????

I know that shouldn't have been the most pertinent piece of info in there but it really made me stop short!

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

We use icing! Both frosting and icing are correct! :)

[jekesta]

Oh! I didn't know that, I thought you all just used frosting to mean everything. I am RUBBISH at knowing things about americans it turns out. First wee and now this.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Yup, we do use both... but I think they're technically different things? Like frosting is thick and fluffy and icing is thinner and dries hard ...and then there's glaze, the thinnest of them all. All of which could be utilized for tasty, tasty sex.

[jekesta]

Frost and ice. Why do people pretend that we put snow on our cakes?

Mmm, Peter and Jared could totally be making doughnuts and end up glazing each other instead.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

Peter and Jared could totally be making doughnuts and end up glazing each other instead.

LOL, that totally sound like a premise for a porn movie! :P

[jekesta]

Maybe suddenly all their fortunes will turn and nobody will hire them as actors any more and next year they'll be reduced to making porn. Gay glazing porn where they work in a doughnut shop with an evil boss who forces them to touch each other. And then it will be so amazing and beautiful tnt will immediately realise their mistake and order another 50 episodes or so of Franklin and Bash. But with five minutes of porn at the end of every episode. \o/

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

I'd like to propose Ryan Phillippe as the evil boss

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Can evil boss Ryan Phillippe force then to glaze each other? Like he'd be all 'I need you two to glaze the long johns.' And Breckin and Mark-Paul pick up the doughnuts and evil boss Ryan shakes his head 'No, not those long johns.' And then there's some very tastefully shot glazing action. Possibly in slow motion.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

That'd be epic! You should consider becoming a porn director :P

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

It's one of my long time dreams!

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Okay, that MPG pic spam is just RIDICULOUSLY beautiful. I may have lost a considerable chunk of time just staring at it. Probably not as much time as I've spent watching all of the "highlights" of his career (and don't you just love the fact that his career can be rounded up in sex scenes?!)

Also, that trailer made me incredibly happy. There may have been bouncing and possible seal noises! Dancing Jared is just so adorable, and right at the very end, there's a tiny snippet of them just smiling adoringly at each other, which makes me even happier. In fact, the only thing about it that doesn't make me happy is that it's not June yet and they are teasing us with new episodes that they have no intention of showing us for at least another 3 months...

Finally, I'm about 99% sure that it's not Breckin's leg in his tweet, but 1% of me sort of wants to believe that he would actually get MPG tatooed onto his body. It's the really creepy, inappropriate 1% of me, obviously!

And a Berry Bacardi sounds yummy - you're really enjoying branching out from the 'W' list, aren't you?! ;o)

[jekesta]

What if it's NEVER June, what if June is just a mirage, always on the horizon but never actually reallllllll? What if they haven't actually made episodes, they've just made tiny snippets of ten or twenty seconds, and are just going to tease us with them forever but never ACTUALLY let us have anything real and solid and forever? I am feeling very disillusioned by all this waiting.

Can you imagine him going to interviews for other roles and having to say "it's not going to be a problem that I'm covered in mark-paul gosselaar, is it? My character would probably love him, who doesn't love him? Have you seen him recently, do you want to talk about how he is handsome and beautiful?"

If I remember I am going to do a picspam the same way for Breckin next week. I got pictures of most of their stuff when I made a timeline, so it's just filling in a few gaps. I love that they've both been in so much for so long.

you're really enjoying branching out from the 'W' list, aren't you?!

ANY EXCUSE:)

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

What if they haven't actually made episodes, they've just made tiny snippets of ten or twenty seconds, and are just going to tease us with them forever but never ACTUALLY let us have anything real and solid and forever?

Nooo! Don't say that! It's a genuine worry that June may never actually happen. I fear that the world's collective governments will announce that some horrible cosmic disaster is coming which can only be prevented by removing ten weeks from the calendar in June and July, and we'll lose the whole of season 2. Come to think about it, doesn't that sound a bit like the plot of a film that MPG would be in?!

If you make a similar picspam for Breckin, I may well offer to marry you and have your babies! (And thank you for picking up the extra shift this month, I totally hadn't noticed - we really must tell someone that we function best with only 4 Wednesdays in every month!)

[jekesta]

cosmic disaster is coming which can only be prevented by removing ten weeks from the calendar in June and July

Yes! No! Mustn't happen. Or like something where they just turn the tvs off somehow for those weeks, or something massive happens and all the networks cover that for MONTHS instead of showing gay lawyers. Ugh.

What will even more probably happen is that they'll sort out piracy laws the WEEK BEFORE and we'll be left without it for another age waiting for E4. LISKDHF.

I HATE that they're allowed to edit it anyway. I hate knowing that all they're doing now is cutting bits out and deciding we're not allowed to see them. We should be allowed ALL THE BITS. And we should be allowed them now, because I hadn't thought about the possibility of global disaster between now and June but now it seems really likely and that's not fair. Global disaster will be bad enough, but the loss of season 2 will be a true tragedy.

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'm slow on the uptake, but can someone confirm for me that the tattoo isn't actually on Breckin? I'm assuming it's just a fan picture, but a part of me is like "wait. wait. what if...?" BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH NOTHING IS FUNNIER TO ME THAN FACE TATTOOS. THE WORSE THE BETTER.

In unrelated news, someone seriously dropped the ball in the production of a play that I'm putting on in two weeks (seriously, as in WENT TO WHISTLER INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR BIT seriously) and I'm freaking the fuck out. I hate everyone. Not you guys, that's a lie. But no really, everyone. I hate them all. >:(

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's safe to assume it's not Breckin's leg... perhaps? But... *shrugs* Badly done face tattoos are amazing. Where they don't even come close to who they're supposed to look like. Like... have you ever taken anatomy or even looked at the reference picture?


That sucks about the play. I hope it's not a play where you pay people to do it. (somehow that seems worse to me... I always expect non paid/community theater type things to suck because they're always awful for me) Break a leg at getting everything worked out!

[jekesta]

OH GOD I HATE THAT PERSON TOO. I hope you can work it out. Good luck.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Breckin hasn't tattooed himself with zack morris. Although that's a SAD SENTENCE to write down.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to kill me??? I'm about to go to bed and you show me this, which means I'll most likely have MPG filled dreams and may die in my sleep from extreme happiness...I know it's a nice way to go but I'll like to be alive for season 2, which is TOTALLY real, Breckin and MPG can't afford to disappoint fans...

That trailer was beautiful, they should touch each other more often, like all the time, preferably on camera
I love that Breckin wish him happy birthday and I hope MPG do the same and post a picture of his nightstand with a picture of young-long hair- thumbs up!Breckin, because we all know he has it framed.

...now I want to watch DMoC again!!!

[jekesta]

I hope mpg did indeed invade your dreams. We'll reincarnate you in time for season 2!

IT'S SO LOVELY WHEN THEY TOUCH. I feel so pathetic about it, but it just looks NATURAL AND CORRECT.

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

I...I... Is that seriously on him?!

Also, I totally got distracted by the trailer and realized how far behind I am on The Closer and ohmygoshBrenda&Flynn FOREVER and I've had a semi-crush on Angie Harmon for, like, forever and why can't I be as cool or as pretty as she is?!?!?!?! (Sidenote: I've had more boys make flirty faces with me in the past week than I've had in the past 4 years... I'm so confused. I'm not used to boys finding me attractive... What do I do with this?!)

Dancing!Jared! Laughing!Jared! eeeeeeeeeeeeee! BABY!MPG!!!! Eeeeeeeeee!

[jekesta]

I think it's not on him. But it IS on SOMEONE, which is still quite great.

I've never seen any of the the Closer. For all the tv I watch it always seems like I've not seen ANYTHING.

(What did you do in the last week that has suddenly upped your flirting levels? I don't know what you do with it, it depends. Pick one? Flirt back.)

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

THE CLOSER IS FANTASTIC!!! It is a cop show where Kyra Sedgwick bosses everyone around and has a mini-harem of men and refuses to date the hot, much too young for her one (why??????) and Flynn and Provenza are old and have an epic bromance that is Jared and Peter if they were cops and crotchety. Also, there is a hot, gay coroner that occasionally hits on the hot man that Kyra Segdwick refuses to date. Also, J.K. Simmons shows up and makes witty comments and droll observations.

I HAVE NO IDEA! I do not actually really want to date any of them, but I kinda of enjoy the attention (BECAUSE MAYBE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!) and I am confused!!! When did I become desirable? Why did the world not send me a notice of this???? I am not trying to brag, I am mostly confused and weirded out and all I can think is that it might be something to do with confidence.... maybe?

[consolecadet.livejournal.com]

omg dancing Jared

Literally the only thing I have to say is why is it not June yet? WHY?? D:

[jekesta]

Okay, third time lucky maybe. (LJ keeps eating my comment).

I LOVE DANCING JARED. I love MPG just sort of smiling and ignoring him in a friendly beautiful LOVING way. I made it into a quick gif for Hope because she was having internet trouble yesterday and couldn't see the trailer:



I don't BELIEVE IN JUNE any more. This waiting thing has shaken my belief in time and space and everything. No matter how much nearer we get to it it is always SO FAR AWAY.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

BELIEVE!!!

That's the most beautiful gif ever!!!

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Mark-Paul is too adorable. Although all I can think is 'thank god that amish chin beard thing didn't stick around'. He's had a nice career of being without facial hair.


And *squee*! Trailer! Could they be any more amazing? *checks watch* Is it June yet?

[jekesta]

He's had a nice career of being without facial hair

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. No. I look at those pictures and think entirely the opposite. It's such a shame he's never experimented with ALL THE FACIAL HAIR. I know I'm probably alone in that, and possibly he would look entirely ridic, but ALL THE SAME.

It's never June. EVER.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I suppose he maybe would look very dashing in any kind of facial hair that wasn't terribly amish and chin-y? I'm only an occasional admirer of facial hair so... it's hard for me to say. I am sad that he at least didn't try.


June is a mirage.