Berri Bacardi Birthday

[jekesta]

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:

F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

Comments

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'm slow on the uptake, but can someone confirm for me that the tattoo isn't actually on Breckin? I'm assuming it's just a fan picture, but a part of me is like "wait. wait. what if...?" BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH NOTHING IS FUNNIER TO ME THAN FACE TATTOOS. THE WORSE THE BETTER.

In unrelated news, someone seriously dropped the ball in the production of a play that I'm putting on in two weeks (seriously, as in WENT TO WHISTLER INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR BIT seriously) and I'm freaking the fuck out. I hate everyone. Not you guys, that's a lie. But no really, everyone. I hate them all. >:(

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's safe to assume it's not Breckin's leg... perhaps? But... *shrugs* Badly done face tattoos are amazing. Where they don't even come close to who they're supposed to look like. Like... have you ever taken anatomy or even looked at the reference picture?


That sucks about the play. I hope it's not a play where you pay people to do it. (somehow that seems worse to me... I always expect non paid/community theater type things to suck because they're always awful for me) Break a leg at getting everything worked out!

[jekesta]

OH GOD I HATE THAT PERSON TOO. I hope you can work it out. Good luck.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Breckin hasn't tattooed himself with zack morris. Although that's a SAD SENTENCE to write down.