Berri Bacardi Birthday

[jekesta]

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:

F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

Comments

[jekesta]

Well last year they had a massive cake:



And presumably lots of icing sex. Or frosting sex I guess, since they're american. So I sort of like to think they each, independently, spent most of the day being sad they weren't having cake sex and missing each other with LONGING.

And yes! The constant tweets and pictures and what have you are GREAT but they make me miss it SO MUCH MORE. Also the fact that they only make half a reasonable number of episodes, so that's an extra ten weeks of waiting that we wouldn't have to do if they would just MAKE MOAR.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Yes! If they make a- wait, "if"? WHEN they make a third season, they should really listen to us and make it a 'full' American season. We demand 22 episodes of bromance and lawyering.

That picture is epic btw. Although, is it just me or the angle or the tight jeans, or does Mark-Paul look like he has incredibly tiny hips?

Actually, I've just looked at Breckin's and maybe Mark-Paul's don't look so small after all. I love how tiny Breckin is. I really hope they highlight their size difference more in S2. Preferably with sex *height kink*

Also, icing/frosting sex ftw!

[jekesta]

WHEN they make a third season

::hopes with so much hoping::

They both look really narrow in that picture and sort of small. I never notice it very much because all my eyes see is breckin's hand on mpg's waist and then I'm happy. I know it's ridiculous but it's also STUNNING.

Just a little bit of height kink sex, yes. They could fit that in. Between the lawyering and the drinking. Or at least they could have MPG pick Breckin up as he hugs him. Or have him REACH FOR STUFF FOR HIM. Small things.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

all my eyes see is breckin's hand on mpg's waist and then I'm happy.

Yeah I got distracted by that too :)

Or at least they could have MPG pick Breckin up as he hugs him. Or have him REACH FOR STUFF FOR HIM.

THIS SO MUCH!! We're not asking a lot, really, are we? To be fair, I think I just want to see more of the domesticity and familiarity that comes with knowing/working/living with somebody for 20+ years.

[jekesta]

I think I just want to see more of the domesticity and familiarity that comes with knowing/working/living with somebody for 20+ years

GOD YES. That's totally it, and I really sort of optimistically feel like they haven't forgotten that so we will get at least some of that. I hope they carry on letting Peter bring people food, that's my favourite of things.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

I know I've said it before but this picture just makes me so very happy. The smiling, the hands, the t-shirt riding up to expose some tummy, the hands again! It may actually have been the wallpaper on my phone for quite a while... [whistles]

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Do Americans really not use "icing"???????

I know that shouldn't have been the most pertinent piece of info in there but it really made me stop short!

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

We use icing! Both frosting and icing are correct! :)

[jekesta]

Oh! I didn't know that, I thought you all just used frosting to mean everything. I am RUBBISH at knowing things about americans it turns out. First wee and now this.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Yup, we do use both... but I think they're technically different things? Like frosting is thick and fluffy and icing is thinner and dries hard ...and then there's glaze, the thinnest of them all. All of which could be utilized for tasty, tasty sex.

[jekesta]

Frost and ice. Why do people pretend that we put snow on our cakes?

Mmm, Peter and Jared could totally be making doughnuts and end up glazing each other instead.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

Peter and Jared could totally be making doughnuts and end up glazing each other instead.

LOL, that totally sound like a premise for a porn movie! :P

[jekesta]

Maybe suddenly all their fortunes will turn and nobody will hire them as actors any more and next year they'll be reduced to making porn. Gay glazing porn where they work in a doughnut shop with an evil boss who forces them to touch each other. And then it will be so amazing and beautiful tnt will immediately realise their mistake and order another 50 episodes or so of Franklin and Bash. But with five minutes of porn at the end of every episode. \o/

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

I'd like to propose Ryan Phillippe as the evil boss

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Can evil boss Ryan Phillippe force then to glaze each other? Like he'd be all 'I need you two to glaze the long johns.' And Breckin and Mark-Paul pick up the doughnuts and evil boss Ryan shakes his head 'No, not those long johns.' And then there's some very tastefully shot glazing action. Possibly in slow motion.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

That'd be epic! You should consider becoming a porn director :P

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

It's one of my long time dreams!