Berri Bacardi Birthday

[jekesta]

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:

F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

Comments

[nemesisofmyself.livejournal.com]

Okay so I just spent an embarrassing amount of time watching that scene from Raising The Bar *wafts self* and OH GOD MPG has the same face!... I mean, he always has the same face but it's just that he looks so much like his baby self that it astounds me. How did he get even more beautiful with age?? (Someone commented on that Raising the Bar vid asking if he was an alien who never aged. I approve of that comment immensely)

I love that it is both MPG's birthday AND Jensen Ackles' birthday. I'm all flail-y and awash with fangirl feels because it is TWO of my boys' birthdays *flails a bit*

I was so sad yesterday when we were all Wednesday post-less yesterday :( Wednesdays are the highlight of my week! (For various reasons, not just this post, because that would be weird and stalkery even though If it was me who was receiving this comment I'd be flattered. But that's clearly because I don't understand the meaning of A. Personal space, or B. Shutting up or even C. Not sounding like a lunatic every time I post)

I'm so excited for the new season OMG! Breckin dancing and MPG being all 'I'm gonna get back to work' and Breckin being all 'And I'm gonna stay here' and the back slap and just their whole relationship makes me ygrfhujhfvdshvhjfwehghdwfb

Yesterday I spent the day insanely angry with my personal tutor because she was a bitch on my annual progress report. I went to see her with a big 'Boo you WHORE' face on and then infused this rage into my work with a rant about my hatred for Arthur Miller and she was REALLY NICE ABOUT IT! How can you hate someone so nice they send you emails with pictures of kittens IN cups!! on them??

Then I did some writing! Because of my sudden realisation that there are prompts I promised to fill on the kink meme LAST SUMMER that I still haven't done! So you will probably be getting some of those emails soon ;)

Okay, shutting up. I'm off to stare at the Tumblr GIF set now and flail and keyboard mash and wildly reblog. Yes.

Edit: I was so distracted by my excitement that I forgot to reassure you that that trailer is most definitely there and I squealed in a scary inhuman way and also that that pic that Breckin tweeted is at once really weird and freaking adorable. He got Mark'd *dead*

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Ok, it's summer now, yes? Please say yes. It feels like the longest hiatus ever, probably because they've been cruelly teasing kindly placating us with gorgeous/awesome/crazily bromantic tidbits for months now and I want the finish product. Now. Please.

Also...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MPG!!!!

I wonder if Breckin got him a gift? (There are quite a few interesting scenarios in my head for this and damnit, I don't even like RPF but now I want MPG/BM slash)

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Okay, that MPG pic spam is just RIDICULOUSLY beautiful. I may have lost a considerable chunk of time just staring at it. Probably not as much time as I've spent watching all of the "highlights" of his career (and don't you just love the fact that his career can be rounded up in sex scenes?!)

Also, that trailer made me incredibly happy. There may have been bouncing and possible seal noises! Dancing Jared is just so adorable, and right at the very end, there's a tiny snippet of them just smiling adoringly at each other, which makes me even happier. In fact, the only thing about it that doesn't make me happy is that it's not June yet and they are teasing us with new episodes that they have no intention of showing us for at least another 3 months...

Finally, I'm about 99% sure that it's not Breckin's leg in his tweet, but 1% of me sort of wants to believe that he would actually get MPG tatooed onto his body. It's the really creepy, inappropriate 1% of me, obviously!

And a Berry Bacardi sounds yummy - you're really enjoying branching out from the 'W' list, aren't you?! ;o)

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'm slow on the uptake, but can someone confirm for me that the tattoo isn't actually on Breckin? I'm assuming it's just a fan picture, but a part of me is like "wait. wait. what if...?" BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH NOTHING IS FUNNIER TO ME THAN FACE TATTOOS. THE WORSE THE BETTER.

In unrelated news, someone seriously dropped the ball in the production of a play that I'm putting on in two weeks (seriously, as in WENT TO WHISTLER INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR BIT seriously) and I'm freaking the fuck out. I hate everyone. Not you guys, that's a lie. But no really, everyone. I hate them all. >:(

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to kill me??? I'm about to go to bed and you show me this, which means I'll most likely have MPG filled dreams and may die in my sleep from extreme happiness...I know it's a nice way to go but I'll like to be alive for season 2, which is TOTALLY real, Breckin and MPG can't afford to disappoint fans...

That trailer was beautiful, they should touch each other more often, like all the time, preferably on camera
I love that Breckin wish him happy birthday and I hope MPG do the same and post a picture of his nightstand with a picture of young-long hair- thumbs up!Breckin, because we all know he has it framed.

...now I want to watch DMoC again!!!

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

I...I... Is that seriously on him?!

Also, I totally got distracted by the trailer and realized how far behind I am on The Closer and ohmygoshBrenda&Flynn FOREVER and I've had a semi-crush on Angie Harmon for, like, forever and why can't I be as cool or as pretty as she is?!?!?!?! (Sidenote: I've had more boys make flirty faces with me in the past week than I've had in the past 4 years... I'm so confused. I'm not used to boys finding me attractive... What do I do with this?!)

Dancing!Jared! Laughing!Jared! eeeeeeeeeeeeee! BABY!MPG!!!! Eeeeeeeeee!

[consolecadet.livejournal.com]

omg dancing Jared

Literally the only thing I have to say is why is it not June yet? WHY?? D:

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Mark-Paul is too adorable. Although all I can think is 'thank god that amish chin beard thing didn't stick around'. He's had a nice career of being without facial hair.


And *squee*! Trailer! Could they be any more amazing? *checks watch* Is it June yet?