God bless you, season 3.

[jekesta]

We have more beach pictures. In shorts this time. Presumably this is a pattern that will continue and there will be honest to god full frontal nudity this time next week yes?



That one bigger, and a few more under the cut:


































I shrank some of those - originals were at the daily mail, or just jared, here.

I can't remember if it was ever posted here, but Breckin did a brilliant podcast here where he talked about a million things, including some thirty day plan thing he was on to get in shape. As much as I think he was probably a beautiful shape beforehand anyway, that seems to have very much worked for him, doesn't it.

The only other season 3 news we've had is that episode one is called 'Coffee And Cream', which doesn't give much away, and that Colleen is definitely coming back and is going to be accused of prostitution. I love her.

And a couple of caps from the recent tnt summer promo:





Or here's the whole thing in gif form:



And this pic from dana davis's twitter:



Hope everyone's having a great weekend!:)

ETA: I'm locking comments on this post, because for some reason it's getting spammed liek whoa. Hilariously it's being spammed with adverts for baseball jerseys and other sports clothing, as if someone looked at these pictures and thought they needed MOAR CLOTHES. No. Wrong. Bad.

Comments

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I kind of can't deal with how the blue on their swim trunks matches.

Nor can I deal with how that water's probably cold and full of man eating sharks or something.

Or how Jared's surf board is shorter than Peter's... they force me into having a size kink.

I really want to pull up Mark-Paul's swim trunks in a few of those pics... they seem really low...?

Breckin looks like a baby seal in his wet suit.

Jared loosing those papers in the promo is the best thing ever perhaps.

Ugh, that last pic. Lounging and guitar. *ded* And sweater! (okay, we've got a beach episode... now let's have a snow-y mountain retreat episode)

Okay... well, that was rambly and all over the place.

[jekesta]

I love Breckin so much in his full wet suit. As much as I appreciate him leaving it down sometimes, I like him sort of wrapped up, and I like his bum, and I like his zip. And I like them splashing each other in the water, and I like . . . EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM LIVING AT THE BEACH AND BEING BEAUTIFUL. That is what I love. All the different things they choose to wear and all the different beautifuls they choose to be.

And I can't say I have any urge to pull up MPG's trunks, I rather like that they're low enough to show his bit of a scar I think.

Everything about those two seconds of promo are stunning, apparently there is a full one of him playing golf on a pool table but I couldn't find it anywhere online. I LOVE THAT THEY'RE REAL AGAIN:):)

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I love that there are so many beach outfits. They're like fashionable beach barbie dolls where you can dress them different ways.

That maybe!scar is lovely. I don't even know what it is about MPG's trunks... because I think Breckin's are sitting at the same level, but I don't want to hike his up. argh.

Them being real again is the bestest thing ever.

[jekesta]

I want them to be beach barbie dolls. Maybe tptb will see the scenes they've shot and just demand more. In a variety of different outfits so that they can choose the best ones.

I want them to wear white linen and chase each other on the sand as if they were in an advert. I don't know what those adverts advertise. Gay love or something.

And I want Peter to bury Jared in the sand and then kiss him while he can't get away and for Jared to be all 'did you just bury me in sand so you could make out with me????' and Peter to just shrug like that's obviously an amazing plan.

And I want them to put suntan cream on each other. For ages. In slow motion. Because Jared only said he wouldn't do that in court. At the beach is totally valid, and otherwise Peter will burn, which would be terrible.

And I want to see Jared in a big hat. Painting his nails.

And I want them to get caught in a freak current and be washed up on an island alone and bedraggled and to cuddle for warmth among the kelp.

And I want them to explain their obsession with kelp.

And I want them to stay there until the evening when it's quiet and cool and everyone else has left, and then to reminisce about skinny dipping and decide to do that again.

I have a lot of beach wants, and I'm not entirely sure how they're going to fit them in just the one episode.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I think all of that should just be the advert for the show. Like, nothing about lawyering or suits or anything like that... just them having gay shenanigans on the beach. Because, at it's heart, that's what F&B is really about.


Jared's big hat could be one of his beach barbie doll accessories. And his nails could get "painted" when he goes in warm or cool water.

And sunburn could be one of Peter's beach barbie doll accessories.

And there could be a special castaway playset that comes with an island and lots of kelp.

The commercials would be brilliant. A bunch of 20/30 somethings making beach barbie doll Jared and Peter kiss and cuddle. Doing the voices for them.

...this is clearly a multimillion dollar idea that tptb aren't aware of.


(or this should at least be a robot chicken sketch)

[jekesta]

his nails could get "painted" when he goes in warm or cool water

That's genius, happy happy genius. And their castaway island can have a cave on it for all their shelter and cave!fic needs.

(If you've seen the mighty boosh episode where they're on a desert island, I can sort of imagine Peter and Jared getting that kind of crazy after a while and making juries and judges out of coconuts and having full trials about who's fault everything is and why.)

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

(yes! *dies* now I kind of want the whole show to turn out to be nothing but a rancid coconut induced coco-loco nightmare... perhaps this is where the beach episode is leading us.)

...is the beach this season's Bear?

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

THIS! All of this!! Repeatedly... possibly until the end of time!

Your beach wants are magnificent. I had no idea it was possible to expect so much from an episode, but now I just realise that I was setting my sights way too low. I will aim to do better in future. In the meantime, I just want ALL OF THIS!!

[jekesta]

When I look at your icon all my wants go out of the window and I just think '45 minutes of that'. I just want 45 solid minutes of their being near each other and half naked. And they're going to be moving. And then there will be gifs of them moving. And they will last forever. Scrolling down this post it's just impossible to believe it's taken so long for them to get Jared naked. What were they thinking?

I am going to die horribly if they let us see Jared painting his nails by the way. He had them again on the second beach day, so they have to be a canon thing right, not an accidentally breckin is too beautiful to be alive thing? Obviously if he makes Peter paint his nails for him that's even better, but just anyway! Guh.

And if television really wanted to cater to slash fangirls it could stop making half-ironic references towards the gay and start releasing slow-motion suntan-lotion-applying clips as dvd extras. That's the world I want to live in.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Dear lord, Season 3 is KILLING me already! I love that on top of the metric fuckton of semi-nekkid pictures we got last week, we get another batch that, quite frankly, are making me go 'WHEEEEEE!!!' and clap like a seal. A lot!

I honestly don't know how I'm going to cope when this turns into an actual episode, where they will not only be semi-nekkid but also moving and talking whilst semi-nekkid. And looking at each other... [dies at the thought]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I just have to go and mine Google until I'm sure that I've see every single picture that was taken on that beach!

[jekesta]

Maybe they're going to be half naked for the whole of season 3. Maybe that's just how good tnt have chosen to be. Maybe it'll be week after week of excuses for them to wear not a lot and play fight each other or have water fights or whatever.

Moving and talking and looking, and presumably sort of occasionally at least nearly touching because they don't keep their hands off each other.

If you find more pictures feel free to share...:)

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

We can but dream that the costume budget was slashed to $10.00 this season and so they will be forced to operate in the nude for most episodes...

I have found a couple of other pictures but nothing radically different from the ones on Just Jared (and god bless *them* for being so thorough!) I will endevour to sort through them tomorrow and post any that are worthwhile.

I did find one of MPG that shows a woman with a spray bottle, and it looks like her job was basically to keep them wet. Where was the job advert for that one posted? Professional Moistener - I could have managed that... Oh, who am I kidding? One look at Breckin with his wetsuit hanging off and I would have been trying to bypass the spray bottle and go straigh for-- Yes, well, you get the idea!

[jekesta]

Professional Moistener

JLSKDFHOWIEHFSDf LOVE. I guess it was advertised somewhere very professional where people have trained for years to be able to cope with that while maintaining breathing and without resorting to the very thing you describe.

And your icons of beach jared are killing me. Everything about beach jared is killing me. I have bought a new phone and all I have put on it is pictures of beach jared. Stretching. And laughing. And having skin. <3

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

Vic texted me yesterday and I was busy with other things (there shouldn't be other things really I know) and now I can look at them properly and I can only say exactly what I said her her.

OH FUCK ME.

They both look magnificent wet. They should be wet al the time. And possibly half naked all of the time too. apart from Breckin, who should periodically wear wetsuit trousers so I can ogle his lovely bum.

When this episode airs I'm afraid I may have to watch it more than once in a row - a real hardship I know, but the first time is going to be taken up with me doing this asdfghjklkjhgfds and making happy seal clappy noises that can be heard from space...

[jekesta]

Your other things sounded pretty cool though from what I picked up on twitter:)

OH FUCK ME.

Yeah, that sort of sums beach picture days up, doesn't it? I'm so sad that they're going to have to go and film other episodes instead soon.

I can't really imagine actually watching this episode. I'm not sure any of us are capable of watching without dying. But I'm sure we'll all give it a good honest try.

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

I have a picture from the other thing to show you when we do our thing. Which is VERY SOON \o/

I'm considering some sort of petition to have them in some form of relative undress for at least 35% of the season. I think that's only fair on us. And totally reasonable right?

I think we should give it an honest try. Repeatedly, you know to make sure that we're doing it right...

[jekesta]

Which is VERY SOON

It is!:):):):) Because the year is going VERY FAST.

I think 35% sounds SO reasonable, I think the restraint you've shown in choosing that percentage will surely work in our favour.

And yes, I'd think that probably watching the beach episode in a constant loop for a good month or two will probably be necessary, just to make sure we've really done our very best.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

The thing! [dances]

I love that we deem a percentage of nudity as completely rational, because it's not like we're asking for everything here. We're such a fair and balanced fandom.

And I expect us to watch this episode so many times that we actually wear a hole in the interwebs, maybe even in the fabric of time itself! At the very least, we should be able to re-enact it word for word. ;o)

[jekesta]

It's like, although 100% *feels* rational science has maybe proved that only 35% is actually necessary or something? I think science would probably sign our petition.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have been out of the loop [i]way[/i] too long. How did I miss those beach/surfing pictures?!

So this is me, making my comeback, to say...

35 DAYS!!!!! So so so happy we're getting a third season and I cannot freakin' wait! XD

[jekesta]

Hello you:):) I've been trying to reply to this for about half an hour, but I just keep scrolling up and down, staring at their skin and trying to work out why they're allowed clothes.

And yes! 35 days! So close and yet also miles away when I think about it too much. And they're starting with the beach episode which is going to kill me, so I should probably be spending those 35 days achieving some lifelong ambitions or something, instead of just counting time. Hm.

[misslola89.livejournal.com]

Ooh I didn't know they were starting with the beach ep. In that case, 35 days is way too far away! And I know your predicament, I was 20 minutes late to meet my mum this morning because I was so distracted by these pictures. I'm sure she would have understood if I'd shown them to her though.