I want them to be beach barbie dolls. Maybe tptb will see the scenes they've shot and just demand more. In a variety of different outfits so that they can choose the best ones.
I want them to wear white linen and chase each other on the sand as if they were in an advert. I don't know what those adverts advertise. Gay love or something.
And I want Peter to bury Jared in the sand and then kiss him while he can't get away and for Jared to be all 'did you just bury me in sand so you could make out with me????' and Peter to just shrug like that's obviously an amazing plan.
And I want them to put suntan cream on each other. For ages. In slow motion. Because Jared only said he wouldn't do that in court. At the beach is totally valid, and otherwise Peter will burn, which would be terrible.
And I want to see Jared in a big hat. Painting his nails.
And I want them to get caught in a freak current and be washed up on an island alone and bedraggled and to cuddle for warmth among the kelp.
And I want them to explain their obsession with kelp.
And I want them to stay there until the evening when it's quiet and cool and everyone else has left, and then to reminisce about skinny dipping and decide to do that again.
I have a lot of beach wants, and I'm not entirely sure how they're going to fit them in just the one episode.
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Date: 2013-03-26 12:07 am (UTC)I want them to wear white linen and chase each other on the sand as if they were in an advert. I don't know what those adverts advertise. Gay love or something.
And I want Peter to bury Jared in the sand and then kiss him while he can't get away and for Jared to be all 'did you just bury me in sand so you could make out with me????' and Peter to just shrug like that's obviously an amazing plan.
And I want them to put suntan cream on each other. For ages. In slow motion. Because Jared only said he wouldn't do that in court. At the beach is totally valid, and otherwise Peter will burn, which would be terrible.
And I want to see Jared in a big hat. Painting his nails.
And I want them to get caught in a freak current and be washed up on an island alone and bedraggled and to cuddle for warmth among the kelp.
And I want them to explain their obsession with kelp.
And I want them to stay there until the evening when it's quiet and cool and everyone else has left, and then to reminisce about skinny dipping and decide to do that again.
I have a lot of beach wants, and I'm not entirely sure how they're going to fit them in just the one episode.