God bless you, season 3.

[jekesta]

We have more beach pictures. In shorts this time. Presumably this is a pattern that will continue and there will be honest to god full frontal nudity this time next week yes?



That one bigger, and a few more under the cut:


































I shrank some of those - originals were at the daily mail, or just jared, here.

I can't remember if it was ever posted here, but Breckin did a brilliant podcast here where he talked about a million things, including some thirty day plan thing he was on to get in shape. As much as I think he was probably a beautiful shape beforehand anyway, that seems to have very much worked for him, doesn't it.

The only other season 3 news we've had is that episode one is called 'Coffee And Cream', which doesn't give much away, and that Colleen is definitely coming back and is going to be accused of prostitution. I love her.

And a couple of caps from the recent tnt summer promo:





Or here's the whole thing in gif form:



And this pic from dana davis's twitter:



Hope everyone's having a great weekend!:)

ETA: I'm locking comments on this post, because for some reason it's getting spammed liek whoa. Hilariously it's being spammed with adverts for baseball jerseys and other sports clothing, as if someone looked at these pictures and thought they needed MOAR CLOTHES. No. Wrong. Bad.

Comments

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I love that there are so many beach outfits. They're like fashionable beach barbie dolls where you can dress them different ways.

That maybe!scar is lovely. I don't even know what it is about MPG's trunks... because I think Breckin's are sitting at the same level, but I don't want to hike his up. argh.

Them being real again is the bestest thing ever.

[jekesta]

I want them to be beach barbie dolls. Maybe tptb will see the scenes they've shot and just demand more. In a variety of different outfits so that they can choose the best ones.

I want them to wear white linen and chase each other on the sand as if they were in an advert. I don't know what those adverts advertise. Gay love or something.

And I want Peter to bury Jared in the sand and then kiss him while he can't get away and for Jared to be all 'did you just bury me in sand so you could make out with me????' and Peter to just shrug like that's obviously an amazing plan.

And I want them to put suntan cream on each other. For ages. In slow motion. Because Jared only said he wouldn't do that in court. At the beach is totally valid, and otherwise Peter will burn, which would be terrible.

And I want to see Jared in a big hat. Painting his nails.

And I want them to get caught in a freak current and be washed up on an island alone and bedraggled and to cuddle for warmth among the kelp.

And I want them to explain their obsession with kelp.

And I want them to stay there until the evening when it's quiet and cool and everyone else has left, and then to reminisce about skinny dipping and decide to do that again.

I have a lot of beach wants, and I'm not entirely sure how they're going to fit them in just the one episode.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I think all of that should just be the advert for the show. Like, nothing about lawyering or suits or anything like that... just them having gay shenanigans on the beach. Because, at it's heart, that's what F&B is really about.


Jared's big hat could be one of his beach barbie doll accessories. And his nails could get "painted" when he goes in warm or cool water.

And sunburn could be one of Peter's beach barbie doll accessories.

And there could be a special castaway playset that comes with an island and lots of kelp.

The commercials would be brilliant. A bunch of 20/30 somethings making beach barbie doll Jared and Peter kiss and cuddle. Doing the voices for them.

...this is clearly a multimillion dollar idea that tptb aren't aware of.


(or this should at least be a robot chicken sketch)

[jekesta]

his nails could get "painted" when he goes in warm or cool water

That's genius, happy happy genius. And their castaway island can have a cave on it for all their shelter and cave!fic needs.

(If you've seen the mighty boosh episode where they're on a desert island, I can sort of imagine Peter and Jared getting that kind of crazy after a while and making juries and judges out of coconuts and having full trials about who's fault everything is and why.)

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

(yes! *dies* now I kind of want the whole show to turn out to be nothing but a rancid coconut induced coco-loco nightmare... perhaps this is where the beach episode is leading us.)

...is the beach this season's Bear?

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

THIS! All of this!! Repeatedly... possibly until the end of time!

Your beach wants are magnificent. I had no idea it was possible to expect so much from an episode, but now I just realise that I was setting my sights way too low. I will aim to do better in future. In the meantime, I just want ALL OF THIS!!

[jekesta]

When I look at your icon all my wants go out of the window and I just think '45 minutes of that'. I just want 45 solid minutes of their being near each other and half naked. And they're going to be moving. And then there will be gifs of them moving. And they will last forever. Scrolling down this post it's just impossible to believe it's taken so long for them to get Jared naked. What were they thinking?

I am going to die horribly if they let us see Jared painting his nails by the way. He had them again on the second beach day, so they have to be a canon thing right, not an accidentally breckin is too beautiful to be alive thing? Obviously if he makes Peter paint his nails for him that's even better, but just anyway! Guh.

And if television really wanted to cater to slash fangirls it could stop making half-ironic references towards the gay and start releasing slow-motion suntan-lotion-applying clips as dvd extras. That's the world I want to live in.