*dies* Jared pretending to be dead would have been so perfect and terrible. ANd then while Peter was very upset about and definitely not looking at dead!Jared Jared would sneak up behind him and pretend to be the ghost of dead!Jared... to desensitize Peter. But it'd be awful and Peter would probably cry. Oh god.
This made me laugh out loud with how awful and perfect it is. I love that you took the worst thing Jared could do to Peter and made it an EVEN WORSE THING he could do. Maybe Peter would be so angry at him he'd kiss him furiously in a happy you're alive but I hate you more than anything and I am confused about my feelings way.
Yes. And then after the kiss everything would be awkward, but then maybe Jared would pretend to be dead again and Peter would be like 'not funny, dude.' and Jared would be kind of shy like 'yeah, but aren't you really glad that I'm alive???' like hint, hint, Peter. And then they'd probably make out and have a discussion about how if you want kisses you just have to ask and not do horrible things like pretend you're dead.
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