Fic - I'm Not Okay - Jared/Peter - PG

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Title - I'm Not Okay
Author - candypinksocks
Pairing - Peter/Jared
Rating - PG
Word count - 3000
Note: Came about because of a comment misslola89 made in the 'Freck' discussion thread.

I was thinking today, as sweet as it would be to see a Peter/Jared wedding, how awesome would it be if the case or whatever caused it had already happened and they've been married this whole time? Then we could have Peter wanting to get it annulled because he wants to marry Charlie or whatever, and Jared coming up with different ways to delay it.


And as always, thank you to vic_amy_z for wrestling my commas. She really loves me almost as much as chocolate...


"I want an annulment."

Peter's eating toast and drinking juice at the same time. Walking 'round the counter, he stacks up the papers for the deposition they've got this afternoon.

Jared doesn't choke on his own toast, but it's a close call.

"What?"

"An annulment, Jared. A dissolution of our partnership. We no longer need to be Mr and Mr Franklin-Bash."

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[jekesta]

LSKDHFOIJWEOIJOSIDJFSDF ::AND OTHER NOISES::

I love this so much. I love Peter and his STUPIDNESS. Utter stupidness, and I love that Jared knows he's stupid and loves him anyway. I love everything about Jared saying he's okay when he's CLEARLY not okay. And Carmen was perfect in this. And it's the BEST way for them to get together because they SERIOUSLY couldn't divorce, like they wouldn't even know how, Peter can't even use the word. And laksdhfoijwoeijsodihfoijesf, Peter being IMMEDIATELY HORRIBLY SAD AND BROKEN because Jared said okay is my new favourite thing in the world and it is all I want to happen ever again.

Even Janie wasn't three weeks

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh god, that's fabulous. I love Jared and his Janie pain that Peter didn't even learn from because he's the worst.

Jared looking like he's thinking about sticking a pepper grinder places was weirdly beautiful.

And the ending was perfect. It was all perfect. They're BRILLIANT at being idiots, you're brilliant at being in charge of them.

::loves you forever::

[candypinksocks.livejournal.com]

*LOVES*

Thank you! I love that you love. I do think that me in charge of Jared is always going to produce some kind of Janie pain. I always imagine that FACE he gets when he just doesn't get something/disapproves when he thinks about Janie and not only because of the way Peter gets around her, but because she's never really get Peter, it wouldn't have mattered if they'd gotten married and spend a million years together, Janie's never going to know Peter like Jared does. Peter really should have worked that one out by now. He should not be allowed near people that aren't Jared. Because jared is perfect.

I shall have porn later this week. It was going to be just porn and then Jared decided that there needed to be plot too. *head desk*