Season 3 spoilers ahoy...

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Greetings, fellow F&B fans! Sorry we haven't managed to do the usual WTF Wednesday posts in the lead up to this season - this Mod cites RL as rudely getting in the way of fandom... :o( But now that we're less than three weeks away from the double-length season premiere (double squee!), I thought I'd post some spoilery news and pictures, for those of you who are interested in that sort of thing.

If you're avoiding spoilers then please don't read any further, but please do come back and join us for the discussion posts, every Wednesday/Thursday (depending on your geographical location) from June 19th onwards... [waves you off on your spoiler-free journey]

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For those of us continuing the foray into spoilerdom, here are the episode titles and air dates, as they've been published so far:

3.01 Coffee & Cream (19/06/13)
3.02 Dead & Alive (19/06/13)
3.03 By The Numbers (26/06/13)
3.04 Captain Johnny (03/07/13)
3.05 Good Lovin' (10/07/13)
3.06 Freck (17/07/13)
3.07 Control (24/07/13)
3.08 Out Of The Blue (31/07/13)
3.09 Shoot To Thrill (07/08/13)
3.10 Gone In A Flash (14/08/13)

On many websites, the titles for episodes 3.09 and 3.10 were not listed. In fact, most websites refused to acknowledge that episodes 3.09 and 3.10 even existed, which threw me into a spiral of panic that they might only have made eight episodes. Which could surely have been classed as some form of cruelty?! [cries]

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Here are some of the little snippets gleaned from the interwebs on what's in store for our boys and their team in the double season opener:

~ Heather Locklear joins the cast as Rachel King, making the firm's full title Infeld, Daniels & King. Stanton hires her to help run the firm, so I'm guessing we might see less of Malcolm McDowall this season. Which will be very sad.
~ Peter and Jared represent a famous magician (guest star Adam Goldberg) after a bracelet vanishes and never reappears. I'm looking forward to some magical shenanigans!
~ Pindar finds a termite in his bed and arranges to have the Man Cave fumigated, but somehow manages to end up destroying it. WHAT?! There's no Man Cave this season?!? [hyperventilates]
~ Team Franklin & Bash move into Stanton's beach house and Peter sets his romantic sights on the next-door neighbour. Cue Jared being the pissy boyfriend. Again.
~ Damien becomes concerned about Stanton's erratic behaviour as he plans to marry a woman so she can get her visa. Aww, Stanton. Even when you're being quite mad, you're still adorable. Or maybe that's just me!

Full spoiler information on all episodes can be found here. I'm trying really hard not to read them...

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Obviously, we've all seen the beach pictures, right? Well if not, you should really go and look at them right now. And these!

Sadly, there's not any much more semi-nudity to be had in the other pictures that have been released, but some of them are pretty adorable. I present a random selection here for your edification...

The obligatory promo shot - it's marginally better than the dead!Jared/ginger!Peter combo they tried out last year, right?


Here's Peter being adorable.


Here's Jared being adorable.


Here's Peter being musical. And wistful.


Here's Jared being magical. And awesome!


I don't know what's going on here, but they're doing devil horns and that's always good.


Ooh, more hands! This time with balls and pointing.


Was the direction for Season 3, "Just be awesome with your hands"?


Yes, apparently it was.


Then there was some casual nudity. This needs no comment. Apart from this one, obviously...


Jared... With the... And the... I can't... even... [has breathing difficulties]


Aww... cardigans, smiling and casual leaning. They're so pretty.


Here they are being pretty with Damien.


And being pretty behind some railings.


Here they are experimenting with a sitting/standing montage.


But they can also do simultaneous sitting.


Or simultaneous standing.


Oh, Season 3 - we hope that you will be everything these pictures promise!



If anyone else has any other news, spoilers or pictures, then please feel free to share them in the comments. Or make a new post if you'd prefer. Have fun, and I hope to see you all back here in a few weeks for a double dose of squee!

Comments

[bee-n-a.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can't wait for the third season! I hope S Stanton isn't away very long if he does happen to disappear(for a little bit) all the pictures are so adorable. My favorite, however, is the one where they're standing with the very tall dude because, oh Jared you are the most adorable teddy bear!!!

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

I absolutely cannot wait for whatever episode that picture comes from, because there will just be SO MANY short jokes, and Jared will stand around pouting a lot because he literally looks like the tiniest thing ever!

And no, Stanton should not go anywhere for too long, because I love the insanity he brings to everything. ;o)

[(Anonymous)]

I love the short jokes because he doesn't really get offended, like maybe he'll complain but only because Peter gets a kick out of it :)

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Am I reading wrong, or does the loss of the man cave mean all of them have to move into the beach house together because they can't be separated because they are in fact one organism in four bodies? Because that's my favourite thing about them. I don't think I want to see the day that they split up and become self-actualized individuals who desire their own living spaces.

[jekesta]

because they can't be separated because they are in fact one organism in four bodies

I really think this is what happens? I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. Also I have huge hopes that there aren't really enough bedrooms at the beach house so even more bed sharing than usual.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Oh god, no! The idea that they might eventually want to live apart is just too horrible to contemplate. May their four-way crippling dependency go on indefinitely... ;o)

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

In the first one, have they got Jared standing on a box?

Although it saddens me greatly that there'll be no man cave this season, I am very happy about the prospect of them being at a beach house and quite possibly semi naked for most, if not all of the season. And that they may well have to go house hunting and the realtor will assume they're married and Jared will look at Peter and Peter will look at Jared and they'll just shrug and not say a word.

[jekesta]

the realtor will assume they're married and Jared will look at Peter and Peter will look at Jared and they'll just shrug

PERFECT. PERFECT HAPPINESS. YES.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

As I think MPG said in one of the TNT video snippets, there's a lot of "potential" for Peter and Jared at a beach house. And while he may have meant 'potential for checking out hot beach babes', we definitely mean 'potential for them to wear not very much, with possible midnight skinny dipping'!

And if we don't actually see the 'Peter and Jared just don't bother to tell the realtor that they're not married' thing on screen, then I shall just assume that this is what actually happened anyway. [nods]

[jekesta]

OH GOD. As much as I hate them for the no pictures for all that time, the sudden influx of SO MANY has been a bit overwhelming too. They're so beautiful.

And the neighbour Peter is getting romantic with has a child, but it's going to be too big to make me really happy, why didn't they just give her a baby? WHY? Hopefully it will at least be an adorable child instead of a really annoying one.

And Heather Locklear is going to kiss Peter's mom, which is either going to be MY FAVOURITE MOMENT OF EVER or just terrible. But either way, Colleen <3.

Gorgeous post, thank you for being a better mod than me:)

[matchsticks-p.livejournal.com]

Heather Locklear is going to kiss Peter's mom

WAIT, WHAT????? Um, on that alone, I'm shipping them. I love Peter's mom so much and she's down for anything and she deserves a hot blonde and there can be hilarious conflict and hijinks if Heather Locklear's character is pressured by the firm and her own desires to crack down on Franklin and Bash, but then is equally pressured by Peter's mom (and her own other desires) to be nice to the boys.

[jekesta]

equally pressured by Peter's mom (and her own other desires) to be nice to the boys

Oh god that would be heavenly. I fear it'll be a bit kind of stupid and gratuitous, except I'm so okay with gratuitously making Jane Seymour kiss women, and I would love them to actually get together a bit because everyone would be so all over that and Peter would have to basically cut his eyes and ears out to stop hearing about it and thinking about it and Jared will maybe be understanding in a way that means he only makes about half of the jokes he would if Peter wasn't emotionally scarred.

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can't imagine that they'll handle it in a way that makes us happy, but I am looking forward to Jared's reaction to it.

"...and Jared will maybe be understanding in a way that means he only makes about half of the jokes he would if Peter wasn't emotionally scarred."

THIS! SO MUCH!!

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

I didn't know Peter was getting a child. Hmm... we shall see how well they handle that. I'm just pleased that there's no mention of Emily so far! [claps]

And I am SO looking forward to the Rachel/Coleen moment - I might have squeaked in an embarassing fashion when I first read about that!

(When I found all the S3 pics, I thought I should share them because I can't complain about how quiet the comm is when we're not posting anything! Bad mods...)