Oh god, I think that might end up with Jared in a hospital and Peter visiting him and Jared being all 'it's quite nice to see you, but did you bring Bear?' and just wanting to see Bear, and Peter DYING INSIDE because Jared has gone weird and wrong. STOP SENDING JARED TO MENTAL HOSPITALS. (Although probably they would slightly tie him down sometimes, for his own safety, which might be nice, pretend I didn't think that.)
Odannygirl has been leaving me lovely random comments about Breckin being tied up. So in a way it is her brain just rubbing off on me, whatever she says now I expect it to end with Breckin tied down. Or up. I'm not fussy about which way people tie him.
Mwahaha... all your thoughts will be of Jared tied up. XD I'm so sad that I didn't end Bear and Jared's (Bear insists that he gets preferential billing... it's another argument they have) epic adventure with Jared somehow being tied up.
Maybe Bear has his way with Jared in the beadroom... ties him up with ties because Jared knows the green one clashes with his fur. (it's not beastiality if it's (maybe?) all in Jared's head is it?) ...All I've got is Peter opening the door to Jared's room because he'd heard a commotion and seeing Jared, shirtless, tied to the bed with ties and Bear at the end of the bed. And Jared's like 'I shouldn't have made him wear the green one. I should have known he doesn't like the green one.'
...I think this path we're on is getting dark and brambly. Poor Jared.
Peter would be sort of 'it's okay Jare, I'm just going to put Bear outside for a while', and Jared would look suddenly terrified, then fight and pull against his restraints while Peter took Bear away and he'd be yelling and furious and Peter would come back and try to calm him down, and he'd be going to untie him, but then worried he'd hurt himself, and wonder if he shouldn't just keep him tied down until he was calmer, until he got used to Bear being in the other room, and eventually some of the fight would go out of Jared and he'd be able to hug him and lie with him, and Jared would tell him he wasn't crazy, that he knew it was a stuffed bear, but they'd both know that he didn't really know anything like that, and Peter would stroke his back and Jared would try to sleep, but he couldn't sleep without Bear watching over him, and Peter would swallow and not know what to do for the best.
but they'd both know that he didn't really know anything like that
Yes. And even after it was all over, and Bear was gone, it would still haunt Peter and make him wonder if maybe Jared really had seen something in Bear. Maybe while disposing of Bear Peter has a moment where he almost thinks Bear narrows his eyes at him. But then Peter throws Bear on the fire... (see, I imagine he's burning Bear to get rid of him.)
(...maybe Jared's love of Bear make him real... like in the velveteen rabbit. Except creepy.)
'it's quite nice to see you, but did you bring Bear?' and just wanting to see Bear, and Peter DYING INSIDE because Jared has gone weird and wrong.
Yes. It would be after an epic hall argument that had Jared being dragged away and Swatello (who's nearly won the case because Jared's trying to co chair to a stuffed bear) shaking her head and then going off to find Peter and tell him that his former partner finally cracked. And then at the mental hospital Jared's like 'If you see Bear, Peter, please tell him he was right. It was all my fault. And tell him... tell him I'm sorry. Make sure he understands, okay?' and then Peter's not sure if Jared's talking about Bear anymore because of the way Jared's eyes have gotten all watery and are boring deep into Peter's soul.
(Although probably they would slightly tie him down sometimes, for his own safety, which might be nice, pretend I didn't think that.)
You thought it. You can't unthink it! ^_^ And then even though the cuffs they put on his wrists aren't supposed to hurt him Jared twists so much they they leave his wrists a bit red and Peter's there when they uncuff him and maybe takes Jared's hands and is very careful with him... it may involve wrist kisses. (and maybe that's when Jared blurts out 'You don't smell like mold.' and Peter sort of freezes and Jared continues, softly, with 'Bear smelled like mold... I didn't like it.')
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, OH GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I LOVE BEAR. BEAR IS BOTH HILARIOUS AND DEEPLY MOVING AND TRAGIC.
WRIST KISSES. This is the best part of tying Breckin Meyer down. I don't know why EVERYONE DOESN'T DO IT AT ALL TIMES. The amount of time he spends NOT TIED DOWN is appalling. And if they're just tying him down between takes in his trailer, but not tying him down WHILE HE IS ON CAMERA, then that is slightly less appalling, and slightly really nice, but still UNFAIR TO THE GENERAL POPULATION who don't get to see the tying, or the kissing. Or the way he probably sometimes gets slightly scared and panicky and bites his lip and asks MPG not to leave him. Um.
tell him I'm sorry. Make sure he understands, okay?' and then Peter's not sure if Jared's talking about Bear anymore because of the way Jared's eyes have gotten all watery and are boring deep into Peter's soul.
OH GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT MAKES ME HAPPY INSIDE.
I want to say that that's not ENTIRELY WHAT I SAID, YOU CANNOT PROVE ANYTHING! I might easily have meant while he was working, you know, at his job as an ACTOR.
I want to reply that it's slightly what I meant, but NOT IN A BAD WAY! And actually probably a lot of the sexual slavery involves being tied down WHILE IN USE, so it doesn't make total sense anyway and therefore doesn't count.
AND I want to make a plea that a little bit of sexual slavery rps shouldn't necessarily deny us a plaque. Because, you know, that's still sort of quite nice.
ALSO I want to say: "Did we arrive at sexual slavery? " GOD KNOWS IT TOOK US LONG ENOUGH.
Could Bear be the best thing that's ever happened to Franklin and Bash?
How Breckin has gone this long in his life without filming a movie or tv show that featured his writs being kissed I don't know. And now I totally need rps where Breckin gets a little too rowdy between takes and needs to be subdued in his trailer and he doesn't like except when Mark-Paul is there.
How Breckin has gone this long in his life without filming a movie or tv show that featured his writs being kissed I don't know
BECAUSE HIS WHOLE CAREER has been this AWFUL MESS of people FAILING TO MAKE THE MOST OF BRECKIN MEYER. No elephants, no wrist kissing, VERY LITTLE NUDITY, not nearly enough crying. His career has SO LITTLE to recommend it, except for being full of Breckin Meyer.
Peter opening the door to Jared's room because he'd heard a commotion and seeing Jared, shirtless, tied to the bed with ties and Bear at the end of the bed.
I want this to happen. Also now I can't stop imagining the bear taking the bar exam (because of course he can't help Jared on cases if it doesn't pass the bar!), after a long trial where Jared defended bear's right of taking the exam...
'Bear smelled like mold... I didn't like it.' Best compliment Jared ever gave to Peter
God, yes. Late night cram sessions with law books all over the living room and Jared yelling at Bear that he has to be serious about it if he wants to help on cases (because Bear is getting drunk instead). Jared dragging Bear into the testing room and giving him a pep talk. A huge celebration when Bear passes the bar... *needs this*
Peter probably thinks back on it fondly in his later years, with a wistful smile on his face.
And Jared making Peter buy Bear a congratulations gift. I can see Peter standing in some shop at the mall thinking 'Why am I buy a present to a stuff bear?? and why does it have to be over 50 bucks!?'
I hope you're gathering all this to make an amazing Bear fic! Or we could write a script and take it to the writers...or to Breckin, he'd sooo make this into a Robot Chicken/F&B Spectacular!Special.
There's also a congratulatory card to sign, and you have to write something witty. (and everyone in the office is sort of vaguely humoring Jared, because he's still being a decent lawyer mostly...)
I say we collab a script for Breckin, yes! He so needs a F&B!Robot Chicken Spectacular. (I'd fic, but somehow I seem to only be half way decent at describing fic. so sad. lol)
after a long trial where Jared defended bear's right of taking the exam...
OH GOD THIS WOULD BE AMAZING. BEAR IS AMAZING. And Peter kind of helping out with the trial because it's Jared and he would support Jared in ANYTHING but he'd be wondering just a little bit if this was too much but actually enjoying it anyway.
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Date: 2012-01-22 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-22 09:58 pm (UTC)Seriously, I love your brain!
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Date: 2012-01-22 10:13 pm (UTC)Odannygirl has been leaving me lovely random comments about Breckin being tied up. So in a way it is her brain just rubbing off on me, whatever she says now I expect it to end with Breckin tied down. Or up. I'm not fussy about which way people tie him.
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Date: 2012-01-23 08:43 am (UTC)I'm so sad that I didn't end Bear and Jared's (Bear insists that he gets preferential billing... it's another argument they have) epic adventure with Jared somehow being tied up.
Maybe Bear has his way with Jared in the beadroom... ties him up with ties because Jared knows the green one clashes with his fur. (it's not beastiality if it's (maybe?) all in Jared's head is it?) ...All I've got is Peter opening the door to Jared's room because he'd heard a commotion and seeing Jared, shirtless, tied to the bed with ties and Bear at the end of the bed. And Jared's like 'I shouldn't have made him wear the green one. I should have known he doesn't like the green one.'
...I think this path we're on is getting dark and brambly. Poor Jared.
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Date: 2012-01-23 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-23 09:28 pm (UTC)Yes. And even after it was all over, and Bear was gone, it would still haunt Peter and make him wonder if maybe Jared really had seen something in Bear. Maybe while disposing of Bear Peter has a moment where he almost thinks Bear narrows his eyes at him. But then Peter throws Bear on the fire... (see, I imagine he's burning Bear to get rid of him.)
(...maybe Jared's love of Bear make him real... like in the velveteen rabbit. Except creepy.)
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Date: 2012-01-23 08:34 am (UTC)Yes. It would be after an epic hall argument that had Jared being dragged away and Swatello (who's nearly won the case because Jared's trying to co chair to a stuffed bear) shaking her head and then going off to find Peter and tell him that his former partner finally cracked. And then at the mental hospital Jared's like 'If you see Bear, Peter, please tell him he was right. It was all my fault. And tell him... tell him I'm sorry. Make sure he understands, okay?' and then Peter's not sure if Jared's talking about Bear anymore because of the way Jared's eyes have gotten all watery and are boring deep into Peter's soul.
(Although probably they would slightly tie him down sometimes, for his own safety, which might be nice, pretend I didn't think that.)
You thought it. You can't unthink it! ^_^ And then even though the cuffs they put on his wrists aren't supposed to hurt him Jared twists so much they they leave his wrists a bit red and Peter's there when they uncuff him and maybe takes Jared's hands and is very careful with him... it may involve wrist kisses. (and maybe that's when Jared blurts out 'You don't smell like mold.' and Peter sort of freezes and Jared continues, softly, with 'Bear smelled like mold... I didn't like it.')
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Date: 2012-01-23 05:19 pm (UTC)THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I HAVE EVER HEARD, OH GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I LOVE BEAR. BEAR IS BOTH HILARIOUS AND DEEPLY MOVING AND TRAGIC.
WRIST KISSES. This is the best part of tying Breckin Meyer down. I don't know why EVERYONE DOESN'T DO IT AT ALL TIMES. The amount of time he spends NOT TIED DOWN is appalling. And if they're just tying him down between takes in his trailer, but not tying him down WHILE HE IS ON CAMERA, then that is slightly less appalling, and slightly really nice, but still UNFAIR TO THE GENERAL POPULATION who don't get to see the tying, or the kissing. Or the way he probably sometimes gets slightly scared and panicky and bites his lip and asks MPG not to leave him. Um.
tell him I'm sorry. Make sure he understands, okay?' and then Peter's not sure if Jared's talking about Bear anymore because of the way Jared's eyes have gotten all watery and are boring deep into Peter's soul.
OH GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT MAKES ME HAPPY INSIDE.
ILU
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Date: 2012-01-23 05:30 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-01-23 05:47 pm (UTC)I want to say that that's not ENTIRELY WHAT I SAID, YOU CANNOT PROVE ANYTHING! I might easily have meant while he was working, you know, at his job as an ACTOR.
I want to reply that it's slightly what I meant, but NOT IN A BAD WAY! And actually probably a lot of the sexual slavery involves being tied down WHILE IN USE, so it doesn't make total sense anyway and therefore doesn't count.
AND I want to make a plea that a little bit of sexual slavery rps shouldn't necessarily deny us a plaque. Because, you know, that's still sort of quite nice.
ALSO I want to say: "Did we arrive at sexual slavery? " GOD KNOWS IT TOOK US LONG ENOUGH.
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Date: 2012-01-23 09:34 pm (UTC)How Breckin has gone this long in his life without filming a movie or tv show that featured his writs being kissed I don't know. And now I totally need rps where Breckin gets a little too rowdy between takes and needs to be subdued in his trailer and he doesn't like except when Mark-Paul is there.
ILU2 YOUR BRAIN MAKES MY BRAIN HAPPY XD
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Date: 2012-01-23 09:43 pm (UTC)BECAUSE HIS WHOLE CAREER has been this AWFUL MESS of people FAILING TO MAKE THE MOST OF BRECKIN MEYER. No elephants, no wrist kissing, VERY LITTLE NUDITY, not nearly enough crying. His career has SO LITTLE to recommend it, except for being full of Breckin Meyer.
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Date: 2012-01-24 10:34 am (UTC)"Breckin Meyer
His career mostly sucks,
except that it has him in it"
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Date: 2012-01-25 01:23 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-01-23 07:04 pm (UTC)I want this to happen. Also now I can't stop imagining the bear taking the bar exam (because of course he can't help Jared on cases if it doesn't pass the bar!), after a long trial where Jared defended bear's right of taking the exam...
'Bear smelled like mold... I didn't like it.'
Best compliment Jared ever gave to Peter
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Date: 2012-01-23 09:39 pm (UTC)Peter probably thinks back on it fondly in his later years, with a wistful smile on his face.
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Date: 2012-01-23 09:49 pm (UTC)I hope you're gathering all this to make an amazing Bear fic! Or we could write a script and take it to the writers...or to Breckin, he'd sooo make this into a Robot Chicken/F&B Spectacular!Special.
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Date: 2012-01-24 10:42 am (UTC)I say we collab a script for Breckin, yes! He so needs a F&B!Robot Chicken Spectacular. (I'd fic, but somehow I seem to only be half way decent at describing fic. so sad. lol)
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Date: 2012-01-25 01:27 am (UTC)And yes, I think it's a great idea! And since they use puppets, they may consider F&B make out, just to tease with us!
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Date: 2012-01-23 09:45 pm (UTC)OH GOD THIS WOULD BE AMAZING. BEAR IS AMAZING. And Peter kind of helping out with the trial because it's Jared and he would support Jared in ANYTHING but he'd be wondering just a little bit if this was too much but actually enjoying it anyway.
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Date: 2012-01-24 10:43 am (UTC)