SERIOUSLY EYELINER. MEN. EYELINER. ALWAYS. Never a bad plan. Yes.
And probably Jared would find he was EVEN BETTER in court if he was wearing a bit of lipstick and a short short skirt, because he looks all pretty and bambi-like and juries would just go 'yes' at him and do his bidding, and he would SMILE and they would all die from heartattacks but in a nice way. I'm trying to remember other legs that are better than Breckin Meyer's legs, but that is a lost cause for there ARE NONE, he did REALLY WELL at legs.
I have to admit I wasn't that taken with the dotty shirt, but the one thing I really love about them becoming partners and selling out and being evil is that their costume will be uppsed a level or two. And it'll all just hit Jared's suit kink so hard, that I believe he has and even if he doesn't have he will have once Peter starts wearing properly tailored beautiful suits in soft fabrics and Jared will just find himself cuddling him sometimes without thinking, maybe even in court maybe probably that might happen.
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Date: 2012-06-08 02:41 pm (UTC)And probably Jared would find he was EVEN BETTER in court if he was wearing a bit of lipstick and a short short skirt, because he looks all pretty and bambi-like and juries would just go 'yes' at him and do his bidding, and he would SMILE and they would all die from heartattacks but in a nice way. I'm trying to remember other legs that are better than Breckin Meyer's legs, but that is a lost cause for there ARE NONE, he did REALLY WELL at legs.
I have to admit I wasn't that taken with the dotty shirt, but the one thing I really love about them becoming partners and selling out and being evil is that their costume will be uppsed a level or two. And it'll all just hit Jared's suit kink so hard, that I believe he has and even if he doesn't have he will have once Peter starts wearing properly tailored beautiful suits in soft fabrics and Jared will just find himself cuddling him sometimes without thinking, maybe even in court maybe probably that might happen.