Franklin & Bash

I really hope that there's a secret time travel aspect to their backstory. Where they're actually 37, but where they are in history they're 33, but sometimes they forget where they are and they're 35. Or maybe it's just Jared, and he's like the time traveler and Peter is like his wife. Only it makes slightly more sense than that movie did, because instead of disappearing randomly it's like at the start of every day or something, and every morning Peter and Jared have to have a talk about which Jared he is and when they are and what their relationship is like because sometimes it's far!future Jared where he and Peter are together and married and he can't tell Peter that, he just has to let it happen, but he's always sad when he wakes up and realizes that's it's the past (and that he can't wake Peter up with kisses) by not having a ring on his finger, but also not knowing how far in the past he is.

Erm... I may have gotten a little carried away there. Tragic!Jared is tragic.