FIC: 'It's Been Known To Happen' Peter/Jared - R (1 of 1)

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TITLE: It's Been Known To Happen
AUTHOR: vic_amy_z
EMAIL: victoriaamy76@hotmail.com
PAIRING: Peter / Jared
RATING: R for language and sexual content
POV: Jared's
WORD COUNT: 6,686
SUMMARY: "We know how men manipulate women. The 'Aw shucks, I'm just shy and quirky, let's take it slow'. The next thing you know, it's two AM and you're naked in a Bouncy House!"
NOTES: Thanks to fobmarwi, who reminded me about the quote, and to jekesta, who said there should be fic. Some days, that's all the encouragement a plot bunny needs! (This was supposed to be a quick crack!fic but it kinda got away from me. Again. Yeah, this happens a lot with these two...)
SPOILERS: Slight spoilers for 1.06 (Big Fish) but mostly set pre-series.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, not making any money, no infringement intended. Just playing in the sandbox, I'll return them unharmed when I've finished. Probably.
FEEDBACK: Yes, please! Craved second only to oxygen and chocolate.
DEDICATION: Thanks to the usual suspects for betaing, idea bouncing and putting up with my regular text updates.

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Frantic attack! I am seriously going crazy and will soon start hugging stuffed bears and wear gladiator outfits! 
I am working on a new video, a pretty long sweet video with lots of flashbacks to when they were younger and happy and all that shit!
So here's my problem:
My Sony Vegas refuses to open the sound on my episodes, and my stupid Windows Movie Maker refuses to open anything at all so I can't save it in another file either.
So here I am, begging on my knees for someone's help!
I need some specific voiceovers, so could someone PLEASE, PLEASE cut some of the episodes into smaller clips and send them to me? Either via a link or just the clips? I would be forever grateful, and Jared will dance in a skirt for you!

The scenes I need are these:
Pilot - Hannah and Jared talk about make-up sex and how he and Peter did it once.
Franklin VS Bash - The one when Stanton tells Peter he doesn't know what he has until it's gone.
1x08 - Peter, Jared and Carmed talks about a case and Peter has to go to meet Janie's fiance and Carmen tells them to get a room and Jared's insanly jealous. 

THE FIRST ONE is the most important! For the love of Peter&Jared, please help me!!