jekesta: Houlihan with her hat and mask. (peter bash)
Jen ([personal profile] jekesta) wrote in [community profile] franklin_bash2012-03-01 08:01 pm

Berri Bacardi Birthday

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:



F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

[identity profile] teh-bug.livejournal.com 2012-03-03 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
THE CLOSER IS FANTASTIC!!! It is a cop show where Kyra Sedgwick bosses everyone around and has a mini-harem of men and refuses to date the hot, much too young for her one (why??????) and Flynn and Provenza are old and have an epic bromance that is Jared and Peter if they were cops and crotchety. Also, there is a hot, gay coroner that occasionally hits on the hot man that Kyra Segdwick refuses to date. Also, J.K. Simmons shows up and makes witty comments and droll observations.

I HAVE NO IDEA! I do not actually really want to date any of them, but I kinda of enjoy the attention (BECAUSE MAYBE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!) and I am confused!!! When did I become desirable? Why did the world not send me a notice of this???? I am not trying to brag, I am mostly confused and weirded out and all I can think is that it might be something to do with confidence.... maybe?