Berri Bacardi Birthday

[jekesta]

February cheated and had fiiiiive wednesdays, for which we are ill-prepared. So we're late. Let's not care.

Today is Mark-Paul Gosselaar's birthday, so birthday drinks for him. To make a Berri Bacardi you mix equal parts rum and raspberry liqueur, top up with apple juice, garnish with strawberries, a dash of strawberry syrup and a dash of grenadine. Mmm.

He's 38 today. Which means Peter might be 34. Or 36. Or some other random age the writers have picked this week. And actually I think all the age clues come from Jared, and we're only assuming they're the same age because we all fostered beliefs that they'd been to school together and stuff. Peter might be ANY AGE AT ALL. But MPG is 38.

Breckin tweeted to him, a slightly terrifying tweet:



In other important news there was a trailer. But. Um. I can't find it anywhere now. *shame* I can't even remember where I saw the link to it and it's disappeared from my history and I'm kind of sure I didn't imagine it, but google doesn't know what I'm talking about. It was a trailer for all of tnt's summer season, not just franklin and bash, but they were in there. Can someone more organised than me let me have a link? Found it:

F&B are about 40 seconds in. Be prepared: there is dancing Jared.

Anyway, pictures of Mark-Paul Gosselaar:










That's one for basically everything he's been in, that I've seen him in. If you hover over them they should tell you what they're from. I made them in moving fashion for tumblr.

And here are links to Mark-Paul's finest work. The sex scenes of his career. Obviously these are not safe for work. There are others, but I am dead of links:

Raising the Bar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWNSx1_eMhg
NYPD Blue: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8qrc8
WEEDS: http://straight.fleshbot.com/5661815
NYPD Blue: http://www.gorillavid.in/inwppz4ahams (That's a link to the whole episode, but if you live through the 'previously', the first scene is mpg pouring honey on his girlfriend and licking it off.)

Okay, that's all I've got. Tell me what I've missed, promise me I didn't imagine that trailer, tell me how you're doing, how you spent your extra day yesterday, anything you like. Or just spam me with pictures of MPG because I L♥VE HIM.

Comments

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

Okay, that MPG pic spam is just RIDICULOUSLY beautiful. I may have lost a considerable chunk of time just staring at it. Probably not as much time as I've spent watching all of the "highlights" of his career (and don't you just love the fact that his career can be rounded up in sex scenes?!)

Also, that trailer made me incredibly happy. There may have been bouncing and possible seal noises! Dancing Jared is just so adorable, and right at the very end, there's a tiny snippet of them just smiling adoringly at each other, which makes me even happier. In fact, the only thing about it that doesn't make me happy is that it's not June yet and they are teasing us with new episodes that they have no intention of showing us for at least another 3 months...

Finally, I'm about 99% sure that it's not Breckin's leg in his tweet, but 1% of me sort of wants to believe that he would actually get MPG tatooed onto his body. It's the really creepy, inappropriate 1% of me, obviously!

And a Berry Bacardi sounds yummy - you're really enjoying branching out from the 'W' list, aren't you?! ;o)

[jekesta]

What if it's NEVER June, what if June is just a mirage, always on the horizon but never actually reallllllll? What if they haven't actually made episodes, they've just made tiny snippets of ten or twenty seconds, and are just going to tease us with them forever but never ACTUALLY let us have anything real and solid and forever? I am feeling very disillusioned by all this waiting.

Can you imagine him going to interviews for other roles and having to say "it's not going to be a problem that I'm covered in mark-paul gosselaar, is it? My character would probably love him, who doesn't love him? Have you seen him recently, do you want to talk about how he is handsome and beautiful?"

If I remember I am going to do a picspam the same way for Breckin next week. I got pictures of most of their stuff when I made a timeline, so it's just filling in a few gaps. I love that they've both been in so much for so long.

you're really enjoying branching out from the 'W' list, aren't you?!

ANY EXCUSE:)

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

What if they haven't actually made episodes, they've just made tiny snippets of ten or twenty seconds, and are just going to tease us with them forever but never ACTUALLY let us have anything real and solid and forever?

Nooo! Don't say that! It's a genuine worry that June may never actually happen. I fear that the world's collective governments will announce that some horrible cosmic disaster is coming which can only be prevented by removing ten weeks from the calendar in June and July, and we'll lose the whole of season 2. Come to think about it, doesn't that sound a bit like the plot of a film that MPG would be in?!

If you make a similar picspam for Breckin, I may well offer to marry you and have your babies! (And thank you for picking up the extra shift this month, I totally hadn't noticed - we really must tell someone that we function best with only 4 Wednesdays in every month!)

[jekesta]

cosmic disaster is coming which can only be prevented by removing ten weeks from the calendar in June and July

Yes! No! Mustn't happen. Or like something where they just turn the tvs off somehow for those weeks, or something massive happens and all the networks cover that for MONTHS instead of showing gay lawyers. Ugh.

What will even more probably happen is that they'll sort out piracy laws the WEEK BEFORE and we'll be left without it for another age waiting for E4. LISKDHF.

I HATE that they're allowed to edit it anyway. I hate knowing that all they're doing now is cutting bits out and deciding we're not allowed to see them. We should be allowed ALL THE BITS. And we should be allowed them now, because I hadn't thought about the possibility of global disaster between now and June but now it seems really likely and that's not fair. Global disaster will be bad enough, but the loss of season 2 will be a true tragedy.