406 - Dance The Night Away

[jekesta]

There was an episode. It had kilts and Colleen and puppets and pole dancing. Let us make words.

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[jekesta]

lkashdofijwes. I have emotions about Jared and Colleen but I can't work out what they are or express them usefully. I just have emotions.

Suddenly Damien's not a dick again! Because character continuity means nothing. But it was so nice, because Infeld was lovely about him and Damien was so sad about the tax forms which smelt of fish, and he handed in his notice the moment he knew Stanton wanted him back! And I slashed them quite hard this episode. Also Peter and Jared loved him and he was all beautiful with sensible hair and eyes. And slightly racist about Anita but she loved him anyway and wore eyeliner for him. Then Colleen was all one sided about apologies which wasn't fair, and Infeld was all one sided about insults.

Jared held Peter's hand when Colleen said she wouldn't charge Damien. And Peter told him to do a bit less imagining when he was imagining her pole dancing. And then he ignored Peter in a drinking contest, because Peter said he was a bit rubbish and I think that's why I'm over emotioning about Colleen because he did it while HAVING A SADNESS WITH PETER which Peter hadn't even noticed. And I suppose makes sense and is obvious but somehow it made me all 2iuowieursl. Also there's a clip in that preview vid remix thing where Jared pours her wine and says she should stay the night, and I don't get how that's going to fit in with things unless it's an ongoing thing and I can't deal with that. Also I can't deal with anything.

I can deal with Peter on a pole. I could deal with that all day. Also flat on the floor when he fell off the pole. I could cope. He's stunningly beautiful I adore his face, I love his everything.

JARED WAS A DUKE. I forgot that. He's a duke, and he got all defensive about his commoner friend, and present me is the cutest thing he has EVER SAID and they should totally roleplay about Jared taking advantage of his commoner.

The puppets were a bit nothingy and went nowhere, and Jared would have had so much more fun with a puppet of himself than he did, only they didn't really have time because everything was happening in this episode. But when the guy was putting them both on he sort of made them kiss for a bit, which is what I was looking for in puppets of Peter and Jared so yes.

Also Jared said how there had been four women here a moment ago and now it was just the two of them and Peter was all 'want a hot tub?' in a 'want a blowjob?' kind of voice.

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to do with this Jared Colleen business. Like the best I could come up with was sputtering 'but the bro code dude!' at the tv. And I sort of want to be :( at Colleen, but she's kinda sketchy when it comes to Peter and his feelings about stuff and I really think I should :( at Jared but he was sad and drunk and... my mind doesn't work about it. And the way Colleen looked at Jared all sad when he was all sad after Peter called him a lightweight and wouldn't let him drink and she kind of had this 'my son's being mean' look on her face like sometimes she doesn't really approve of what Peter is and... idk, I think I thought I was going somewhere with that, but then I didn't?

The swings they make with Damien boggle the mind. But. Perhaps it's because he felt wanted? Like is that all Damien ever wants? To be genuinely wanted by other people? Even if it's people like Jared and Peter? Was he completely unwanted by people in the other firm? Did they not invite him out for drinks and did they make fun of him behind his back? This inconsistent writing makes me have too many tragic Damien feels.

But, oh, Damien and well filled out his tax forms. (I think him being good at paper work is my fav bit of continuity with him) And looking so sweet at Stanton. Like he was actually happy about something. ... there go those tragic feelings again.

I was so happy that they called out his weird racist name stuff.

I can't believe Damien basically went crying to Peter's mom. Because you know that's the kind of stuff he pulled when he was a kid. Probably with Stanton too. Like all wibbly eyed 'they were being mean to me' and then sticking his tongue out when the adults weren't looking.

(whoops... I think I want de-aged lawyers fic now)

Jared was the best Duke. And that him and Peter wore kilts even though Jared was coming out as the Duke. There was so much role playing about all that I'm sure, yes.

Omg, yes. 'want a hot tub?' was so in a 'want a blowjob?' kind of voice... how could Jared have said no? Peter was so willing.

Peter on the pole was great. Peter falling was great. Peter realizing that pole dancing is really difficult was great.

[jekesta]

I love that it was a coming out party! I meant to say. I know they didn't joke about it too much but I bet anything about fifty per cent of the people there just thought it was a coming out party for real and were like 'knew it' and also all the guys were like 'brilliant' and all the girls were like 'hm, that does explain why every time he chatted me up he then ran away to talk to Peter instead of following up on it'.

Everyone in this show would be so beautiful de-aged. Especially Hanna even though she's not there any more. And if it was like thirty years or something it would just make Stanton amazingly young again and he'd be happy and in his prime and beautiful.

him being good at paper work is my fav bit of continuity with him

Yes totally! It's a lovely thing about him. That and eating things well, that's all the character he really needs. and being quietly in love with his uncle sometimes

[odannygirl7.livejournal.com]

Yes! De-age everyone. And I almost was like 'but not swatello' but then, oh man, bb!Ellen who still feels the same way about Jared where she kisses him and then says ew and pushes him down and runs away. And Damien tries to get Peter and Jared in trouble and tells Stanton that they should be on leashes so they don't run off, but then he almost walks into traffic so all three of them end up on a leash. And Hanna being the perfect little lady who also controls everyone. And is just like 'sigh, boys'. And tiny scared of everything Pindar and Carmen who tells him that she'll protect him from everything, but then also rolls her eyes about it. And maybe Colleen gets de-aged too and her and Stanton have a fling and Peter kind of dies because he's mother has slept with everyone he's like ever known.

[fobmarwi.livejournal.com]

Omg, yes. 'want a hot tub?' was so in a 'want a blowjob?' kind of voice... how could Jared have said no? Peter was so willing.

And then, when they were posing for those photos outside the court house, and Peter put money on Jared's vest cleavage and said 'keep the change, sweetheart'...I'm hoping someone gets on writing fic where Jared gives Peter a lap dance