Is this season about making Jared jealous? Last week with Peter hitting on that lady (even after he kiss him, c'mon, Peter, that's tacky, you're not tacky, dude!) and this week with Ellen and the hunky masseuse...
maybe accidentally she gets pregnant because that would be beautiful and Peter would be near a pregnant lady and they could all raise the BEST BABY IN THE WORLD
Yes, and maybe Peter momentarily freaks out when they found out about the pregnancy and thinks Jared is gonna leave him to play house with Ellen, or maybe he gets really stupid and thinks he should 'step out' for the sake of the baby, which Jared tells him is ridiculous because who better to raise a child with them that Peter, who else could write dumb lullabies but him!
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maybe accidentally she gets pregnant because that would be beautiful and Peter would be near a pregnant lady and they could all raise the BEST BABY IN THE WORLD
Yes, and maybe Peter momentarily freaks out when they found out about the pregnancy and thinks Jared is gonna leave him to play house with Ellen, or maybe he gets really stupid and thinks he should 'step out' for the sake of the baby, which Jared tells him is ridiculous because who better to raise a child with them that Peter, who else could write dumb lullabies but him!