franklin_bash | Windowlicker Wednesday

Howdy y'all!

My name is Bug and I will be your new end-of-the-month WTF Wednesday well-wisher...I'm not sure if that's the official title or not, but I'm willing to pretend it is, if you are. :-P

Let's get our drink on!

Ingredients:
1/3 oz Jose Cuervo® gold tequila
1/3 oz Seagram's® 7 whisky
1/3 oz amaretto almond liqueur

Instructions:

Curevo first, then Seven, topping off with Amaretto with a lime garnish. Slam the shot, then bite the lime. Yumma yumma! Careful though, these will sneak up on you.

I'll be totally honest, I only picked it for the awesome name. I drink very, very rarely and have no idea if this is actually "yumma yumma" or not. But Windowlicker! How awesome of a name is that?

On to more important things!

When last we checked in with our heroes, Franklin and Bash had just finished wrapping. ...It's still finished. Sadly, The Powers That Be have not decided to suddenly change their minds and film another eight years worth of episodes just because they can. Presumably there was some talk of "lives outside of filming" and "budgets" and "dear heavens have mercy, I miss my family!" But I could be wrong.

Here, have a picture that serves a heavy-handed metaphor for the vacancies in our souls right now:

Feel free to speculate why there's a Buddha sitting behind Breckin's chair. Symbolic of his zen personality? Representative of his upcoming ascension to a higher being?

Also, for those of you who don't ~~stalk~~ follow the twitters of our beloved cast, apparently, Breckin Meyer's new best friend is David Copperfield (the magician -- TV meets real life???), Kumail Nanjiani is doing stand-up all across the US (sorry, non-Americans), and everyone else is being suitably witty and/or low profile.

So! How was everyone's past week? Americans, how was your President's Day? Did you do anything exciting? Where is everyone from anyways...? How are we all coping with the fact that we are FINALLY getting season 2...in a matter of months? Which shows are we watching now in a desperate attempt to fill the empty hole in our lives that is F&B? Do you think there's any chance we'll get to see any of the cast holding fat puppies or fluffy kittens? Who do you want to see holding a baby animal?

Go forth! Discuss amongst yourselves! :-D

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Hello you! Thank you again for agreeing to do this, you're a star:) x

I love how happy Breckin was about David Copperfield. Also MPG linked to a picture of Breckin from the nineties and called it his 'favourite' picture, like he has a whole folderfull on his computer that he looks through sometimes to rank Breckin's hair and smile and stunning capacity for beauty. I might be projecting a little bit onto mpg but whatever.

(I always pick cocktails based on the name, both for these posts and for general drinking purposes, I think it's the Best Way. I also think the addition of amaretto to whiskey will probably make EVERYTHING GOOD even if there is tequila involved.)

I can't believe how few episodes they make at a time. And they let Seth Green come to the set for a bit and everything, so it's not like Breckin would be having withdrawal symptoms. They could have just stayed for another few years and made THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE SO MUCH BETTER.

If Breckin Meyer has gone all Daniel Jackson and ascended to a higher plane then that's NOT FAIR and he can come back right now. Daniel - from stargate - ALWAYS came back, that was the best thing about Daniel. And he came back naked and unconscious. Breckin is actually allowed to have ascended if he comes back naked and unconscious.

Not a problem! It's not like I can claim I have anything else to do, lol.

Hee! Yeah, I saw the pic MPG linked, but it was one we'd seen before and foolishly I assumed it would be of little interest to the commmunity. My bad. :P

I picked one based on the color one time. It was a super shiny Barbie doll pink and I think it was called A Pink Lady and I have no idea what was in it, but it was most tasty. :)

On a completely unrelated sidenote, I think I got hit on by a banker named Daniel Jackson. He was kind of cute. I'm not sure how interested I am in following up on this and being like, "Hey, were you hitting on me, because you're cute." I think I will most likely not though.

I want Seth Green to be a lawyer that thinks he's a werewolf. This would make me most happy. And maybe Breckin. But more me.

I want Seth Green to be a lawyer that thinks he's a werewolf.

This would make me happy too. And Jared would think that he's the most awesome lawyer ever and Peter would be jealous and Damien would hate Jared's new friend because he chewed on a table leg or something and Stanton would just think it's a quaint and quirky american thing.

And Jared would think that he's the most awesome lawyer ever and Peter would be jealous and Damien would hate Jared's new friend because he chewed on a table leg or something and Stanton would just think it's a quaint and quirky american thing.

Seriously - I just love your brain! [adores]

I picked one based on the color one time. It was a super shiny Barbie doll pink and I think it was called A Pink Lady and I have no idea what was in it, but it was most tasty. :)

I used to be a regular at this cocktail bar (and boy doesn't that make me sound like a functioning alcoholic!) where the barman would let us order off the menu, solely based on colour. We'd say, "Gimme something pink!" and he be all, "Cool, I've been working on this thing with..." and basically we'd be the guinea pigs for his new inventions. It was all good until the night of experimentation based around 'green'. I cannot stress enough how much of a bad idea that was - the memories of the morning after still haunt me...!

Pink and red are the best colours for cocktails. I once had the most delicious thing i have ever tasted in my life, which also made me so drunk so instantly that I couldn't remember what it was and have never found it since, but it was GORGEOUS AND RED AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT EVEN THOUGH WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER AGAIN.

I absolutely think you should go out with cute people called Daniel Jackson. From a purely fannish stand point.

I love the idea that Breckin REALLY ENJOYED the period of Seth's life where he pretended to be a werewolf, and has bribed the writers into making that true again, and Seth is all 'OH MY GOD YOUR WEIRD FETISH' and Breckin is all 'I just want to pet you and let you bite me <3333333333'.

And at first Seth would totally be freaked out, but then he would learn to love it (because he kinda misses being a werewolf too) and he and Breckin would have happy snuggle-biting times and MPG would be all jealous and put out and Seth/Werewolf Lawyer would bite MPG/Bash and then they would both think they were werewolves and there would be more snuggly-biting times for all!

MPG would be all jealous and put out

I had to read this a few times before I read it as him being put out, rather than him putting out. Like that was just his instant reaction to jealousy, to just have sex immediately with Breckin Meyer. That's a BRILLIANT reaction to jealousy, don't get me wrong.

ROTFLMFAO!!

Seriously, I think I might have snapped a rib or something... [wipes eyes]

Also MPG linked to a picture of Breckin from the nineties and called it his 'favourite' picture, like he has a whole folder full on his computer that he looks through sometimes to rank Breckin's hair and smile and stunning capacity for beauty. I might be projecting a little bit onto mpg but whatever.

No way, I'm sure that's exactly what he does. I mean, come on - he has a t-shirt with that picture on it! If that's not love then I don't know what is... ;o)

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