I wonder what they were really going for with creepy Dan and him being the way he is with Jared. I don't know if it's like a thing they planned or if it's just them being a bit tone deaf about how it really looks.
I now desperately need rps where MPG initiates weird coffin sex with Breckin. That's brilliant. (I actually just kinda need any kind of rps where MPG takes the lead because I've been reading Breckin's twitter and he clearly needs someone to come and take care of him and possibly save him from whatever Seth Green makes him do)
clearly needs someone to come and take care of him
I KNOW. I can't believe we're not awash with fic about mpg just saving him from sadness all the time. And I think saving him through the medium of coffin sex would be a fine place to start.
I'm so sad that we're not more of a rps fandom, since so many of us are like totes okay with it.
Like, MPG should be watching Breckin's twitter and then rushing to his aid. Ugh. But, you know, doing it kind of on the down low so that it doesn't seem stalker-y. And not like mentioning any specific things that Breckin tweets about, but doing little, sweet things like coffin sex. Like 'hey, do you know what's hot? this coffin.' as he strokes the satin covered coffin cushions. 'you know what's also hot? you.' as he strokes Breckin's face.
He is so very lonely! There's a bit of desperation in his tweets, and he's always jealous when MPG goes out with other men. His boyfriends are all busy with their wives, so unfair, poor Breckin... Maybe if Breckin is willing to put up with a slighty drunk Reed, they could hang out together...
Yes, exactly, a bit of desperation, like he's sort of crying out for help without actually, you know, asking for help, like he think it'd be nice if one of his friends paid, like, any attention to him, or cared enough to make sure that he ate actual food or something. Like, I'm not entirely sure he should be living alone and it seems like maybe he'd like someone to realize that. (I mean, he's a 40 year old man, I'm sure he's probably perfectly capable of living alone, but still)
Maybe Breckin needs more of an adult than a slightly drunk Reed can be. But, yeah, that seems like that'd be really cute. I'm sad we never see them together. Maybe Breckin feels like he can't hang out with Reed because Reed's so busy with all his other tv roles. And all Breckin has is F&B and Robot Chicken. Poor Breckin.
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I now desperately need rps where MPG initiates weird coffin sex with Breckin. That's brilliant.
(I actually just kinda need any kind of rps where MPG takes the lead because I've been reading Breckin's twitter and he clearly needs someone to come and take care of him and possibly save him from whatever Seth Green makes him do)
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I KNOW. I can't believe we're not awash with fic about mpg just saving him from sadness all the time. And I think saving him through the medium of coffin sex would be a fine place to start.
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Like, MPG should be watching Breckin's twitter and then rushing to his aid. Ugh. But, you know, doing it kind of on the down low so that it doesn't seem stalker-y. And not like mentioning any specific things that Breckin tweets about, but doing little, sweet things like coffin sex. Like 'hey, do you know what's hot? this coffin.' as he strokes the satin covered coffin cushions. 'you know what's also hot? you.' as he strokes Breckin's face.
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Maybe if Breckin is willing to put up with a slighty drunk Reed, they could hang out together...
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(I mean, he's a 40 year old man, I'm sure he's probably perfectly capable of living alone, but still)
Maybe Breckin needs more of an adult than a slightly drunk Reed can be. But, yeah, that seems like that'd be really cute. I'm sad we never see them together. Maybe Breckin feels like he can't hang out with Reed because Reed's so busy with all his other tv roles. And all Breckin has is F&B and Robot Chicken. Poor Breckin.