clearly needs someone to come and take care of him
I KNOW. I can't believe we're not awash with fic about mpg just saving him from sadness all the time. And I think saving him through the medium of coffin sex would be a fine place to start.
I'm so sad that we're not more of a rps fandom, since so many of us are like totes okay with it.
Like, MPG should be watching Breckin's twitter and then rushing to his aid. Ugh. But, you know, doing it kind of on the down low so that it doesn't seem stalker-y. And not like mentioning any specific things that Breckin tweets about, but doing little, sweet things like coffin sex. Like 'hey, do you know what's hot? this coffin.' as he strokes the satin covered coffin cushions. 'you know what's also hot? you.' as he strokes Breckin's face.
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I KNOW. I can't believe we're not awash with fic about mpg just saving him from sadness all the time. And I think saving him through the medium of coffin sex would be a fine place to start.
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Like, MPG should be watching Breckin's twitter and then rushing to his aid. Ugh. But, you know, doing it kind of on the down low so that it doesn't seem stalker-y. And not like mentioning any specific things that Breckin tweets about, but doing little, sweet things like coffin sex. Like 'hey, do you know what's hot? this coffin.' as he strokes the satin covered coffin cushions. 'you know what's also hot? you.' as he strokes Breckin's face.