I wonder what they were really going for with creepy Dan and him being the way he is with Jared. I don't know if it's like a thing they planned or if it's just them being a bit tone deaf about how it really looks.

I now desperately need rps where MPG initiates weird coffin sex with Breckin. That's brilliant.
(I actually just kinda need any kind of rps where MPG takes the lead because I've been reading Breckin's twitter and he clearly needs someone to come and take care of him and possibly save him from whatever Seth Green makes him do)