When I look at your icon all my wants go out of the window and I just think '45 minutes of that'. I just want 45 solid minutes of their being near each other and half naked. And they're going to be moving. And then there will be gifs of them moving. And they will last forever. Scrolling down this post it's just impossible to believe it's taken so long for them to get Jared naked. What were they thinking?

I am going to die horribly if they let us see Jared painting his nails by the way. He had them again on the second beach day, so they have to be a canon thing right, not an accidentally breckin is too beautiful to be alive thing? Obviously if he makes Peter paint his nails for him that's even better, but just anyway! Guh.

And if television really wanted to cater to slash fangirls it could stop making half-ironic references towards the gay and start releasing slow-motion suntan-lotion-applying clips as dvd extras. That's the world I want to live in.