But but! The tentacles are an extension of Jared so therefore they'd of course get an erection! It's Peter, it's impossible for any part of Jared not to get excited by Peter *employs dodgy tentacle science*

And I did indeed make you read tentacle fic, isn't your life all the better for it? *G* Lori linked me to a poem from 1648 which could very well be the first ever tentacle fic. See? It's a long and distinguished tradition. No, really it is!

And thank you! For the lovely and the beta and for being every kind of awesome.