WAIT, PILOT EPISODE! When Jared and Hanna were gonna have smexy tiems, which looked so unnatural by the way, we say a flash of Jared chest. AND SOME TATS and tan lines haha. MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANDER AROUND NAKED IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BECAUSE IT MAKES PETER JEALOUS. OR MAYBE HE'S GOT A SECRET. OR THE WRITER'S DON'T WANT US TO SEE BRECKIN MEYER'S TATS AND ARE TOO LAZY TO COVER THEM UP.

And he's soooo totally the type! I demand more naked Jared, simply because it would make his character more realistic. >:P