season 2 ep 1 reaction post

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Since our dear mods are across the pond:

Reactions, squee, general spoiling down below.

Let's see what hijinks our guys can get into tonight!

KILT! GUYLINER!

Comments

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Oh god the daddy thing. OH GOD. And bambi, bambi is horribly pretty for him.

AND yes, DANCING FIC. THEY CAN DANCE TO ANYTHING. SOMUCHLOVE.

The mountain biking is lovely, I love that they're basically just MAKING them breckin and mpg, like all their interests.

Because you refuse to get a hard on in court Jared

Yeah, Jared TOTALLY has like limits all of a sudden.

Jared being all sleepy and soft on the couch, and FUCKING TINY, and beautiful, and in a thing that is OBVIOUSLY the skirt of a girl's school uniformlajsldkfhwoiuejskdf. I LOVE THEM FOR THAT. And yes, the sleepy waking up is nice also. I love his leg hair every bit as much as his arm hair.

Also when Peter was a gladiator, his armpits did things to me that I did not expect.

SO VERY MUCH PRETTY.

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YES YES YES YES YES UGHHHH

The mountain biking thing made my breath catch because a) That's totally an MPG thing and I LOVE THAT and b) HOW HOT WOULD THEY LOOK IN ALL THE LYCRA AND THE LEGS AND EVERYTHING

Jared... Jared, Jared, Jared. I don't know about the linits thing, I think maybe he's trying to be careful because EQUITY PARTNERS GUYS and just generally because you know, court and a judge and a hot chick and I genuinely do not think he could restrain himself if he started slathering oil all over the place. OH GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST THING. IN COURT SEX. Or atleast teasing. Something they do when they get bored during all the waiting around but just I really want someone getting fucked over the judge's desk thingy.

THE SKIRT OF A GIRL'S SCHOOL UNIFORM. Oh god. I read Daddy!kink with the Daddy punishing his little girl for letting naughty boys from school touch her in her skirt and it makes me want that SO MUCH. SO MUCH I WANT FOR THIS FANDOM NNGGG

SLEEPY SLEEPY SLEEPY ALWAYS. And the HAIR. I did not expect my reaction to Peter's armpits. I did not. I was already sort of smirky and disguisting and then he was like LET ME JUST FLASH YOU MY MANLY UNDERARMS URGH THIS SHOW

(Blanket warning for typos. I haven't slept in 20 hours and I'm trying to simultaneously squee about this and write my column without once again pissing off my grandma because I'm not a fan of the Queen. MY LIFE PEOPLE. I feel like I should go into schools and warn kids about the dangers of the internet. Sexual predators? No. FANDOM TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE. DO YOUW ANT TO LOOK LIKE ME CHILDREN. CONSTANTLY DERANGED LOOKING. LIKE A STARTLED HEDGEHOG. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SLEPT AFTER THE REICHENBACH EPISODE? NONE. BECAUSE I SAT ON THE INTERENT FOR ABOUT 2 DAYS UNTIL I COLLAPSED AND DREAMT ABOUT JOHN/SHERLOCK DOMESTIC FLUFF.)

I really am tired.