franklin_bash | season 2 ep 1 reaction post

haha if you say so!

Their not scripted bits are the best. The whole show should be not scripted so that Breckin can just constantly declare his love for Mark-Paul.

I kind of love that he was fully clothed. First we get that adorable bit where he smooths down his tie while looking smug under water and then I just really like the idea that he spent the rest of the day in a damp suit. And that maybe his shoes squished a bit everywhere he walked.

They're teasing us! Maybe it's leading up to Jared actually being shot. He did seem really excited about the possibility.

It is pretty skeezy. But I think it helps that Jared also totally thinks Peter's being skeezy.

So adorable. And apparently unscripted. *loves them*

That's true, the damp suit was very cute, and they did know he would be in a short short kilt later all prettily arranged on a sofa, so they were allowed that maybe.

I think when they were excited about Jared being shot, Peter was all 'Oh, then we would have had to clean you up', like he totally has as much of a thing for (caring for) hurt!Jared as fandom does. <3 Now if only they would FILM SOME OF THAT CARING.

As so often happens to me with F&B I love it nearly five million thousand times more now I've watched it for a second time. And it helps that I was apparently streaming it in a really dark weird way, and it was actually almost okay in colour, and yes.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. And I love that Sean Astin is going to be in the next episode:):):):):):):) With all the other awesome episodes I had nearly forgotten about him.

Why do they tease us so? Peter clearly has a deep, burning need to take care of a wet, bleeding Jared. Show, why do you tell us this, but not show it? Maybe Bear will hurt Jared and then try to drown him later in the season. And everything before this is, like, foretelling what's going to happen.

Yeah, on my second viewing I could squee much better than the first time, where I actually tried to pay attention to what was happening.

Hooray for correct colors! :D

He's so adorable. And in a super hero costume. I assume at some point Jared and Peter will be wearing tights.

Okay so I might've watched the bit where Jared looks up his own skirt a few times. That little 'I'm not wearing any underwear - cool' look *HEARTS*

I wish you could 'like' comments on lj. Because, yes.

I'll just leave my very long and flaily commentary again and jump into the fray later. I am too emotionally exhausted to discuss much right now. THEIR FACES I MISSED THEM SO MUCH!!!!

ARGH WET BRECKIN

“It’s okay, he’s a surfer”

“Miss Linden has recently learned Portuguese” YUMMY

FULL EQUITY PARTNERS!!!!

GOD I MISSED THE THEME TUNE OOOH WHAT A MIXTURE hiusdfhrweudgfuwsdfhcse

Did they get MORE hot? IS THAT FUCKING POSSSIBLE

“Prove to them you can waltz”

THEY CAN DANCE TO ANYTHING. TOGETHER. DANCING TOGETHER. THIS NEEDS FICCING.

“Let’s just say that it’s a good job I can hold my breath for a long time” DEEPTHROAT. SOMEONE WRITE ME BLOWJOB FIC WITH CHOKING. Oh lord, I would kill for fic like that NNG

OMG MY BABIES. THEY ARE SO CUUUTE GOOD GOD JARED IN A KILT CRYING “It’s not a kilt, it’s a skirt”

IS THAT FUCKING EYELINER OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE

I LOVE THEM HUNGOVER IT IS THE BEST THING LET IT BE THEIR NATURAL STATE ALWAYS. Okay, maybe not always because hangovers suck but like that when they wake up and are all soft and sleepy and Jared's grumpy and they just GET each other and EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hsufgwsiofhwedh\sdhfaesra

I CANT TAKE THIS GOOD GOD

Karp still being a douche.

“Lady. Gaga.” Who’s who?

I love their relationship so much and I missed them so much

BRECKINS SMILE

I can’t believe I’m already 14 minutes in. I NEVER WANT IT TO END

“This is like Animal Planet. Are you going to bite her?" PETER LIKES TO BITE. WE HAVE PROOF NOW

“Watch and learn son.” Daddy kink!

SHE MADE HIM HER BITCH UGH

Aww Pindy...

“That may have been the first time in your life you’ve been called Goliath”

URGH

Aww, I hate that my carefree boys are being exposed to the nasty evil corporation side of lawyering. Leave that to harvey and Mike, kay?

BAMBI. YOU JUST CALLED HIM BAMBI GOOD GOD

YAY FOR PETER GETTING HALF NAKED IN COURT UGH UGH UGH

“Sunscreen up councillor”

“You are my best friend. I am not putting sunscreen on you in court.” Because you refuse to get a hard on in court Jared. That is the only reason anyone would turn down getting to slather a partially naked MPG/Peter in oil

Oh boys! I’m so proud that they would give up their partnership for their morals.

Hanna is such a bitch and I don’t think I like it

Peter mountain bikes... HE MOUNTAIN BIKES

GUYS IT JUST HIT ME WE GENUINELY ACTUALLY SOLIDLY HAVE SEASON 2 ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Also, I really missed you guys. I am a total sap because I really really did and I am tearing up reading all the comments because this is the most beautiful fandom. HUGS FOR EVERYONE. A GROUP HUG.

Oh god the daddy thing. OH GOD. And bambi, bambi is horribly pretty for him.

AND yes, DANCING FIC. THEY CAN DANCE TO ANYTHING. SOMUCHLOVE.

The mountain biking is lovely, I love that they're basically just MAKING them breckin and mpg, like all their interests.

Because you refuse to get a hard on in court Jared

Yeah, Jared TOTALLY has like limits all of a sudden.

Jared being all sleepy and soft on the couch, and FUCKING TINY, and beautiful, and in a thing that is OBVIOUSLY the skirt of a girl's school uniformlajsldkfhwoiuejskdf. I LOVE THEM FOR THAT. And yes, the sleepy waking up is nice also. I love his leg hair every bit as much as his arm hair.

Also when Peter was a gladiator, his armpits did things to me that I did not expect.

SO VERY MUCH PRETTY.

They could so easily have just made a whole episode of Jared and Peter hanging out at home that day, nursing hangovers, casually not getting changed, watching tv, sitting all over each other.

Awwwwwwwww. ::hugs you very much::

SOMEONE WRITE ME BLOWJOB FIC WITH CHOKING. Oh lord, I would kill for fic like that NNG

Ahem:

fbkink. OBVIOUSLY I'm not saying anyone in our fandom will write anything resembling kink at all, but it's probably worth asking!:)

was I imagining things or did Jared mouth 'I love you' when he was "locked" in the water tank?
THAT HAPPENED!! I saw that too, so why if he could say 'I love you' to Peter on a courtroom, he can't put sunscreen on him???

If I wasn't so busy tonight I totally would because I read great rough sex fic recently and it totally inspired me and I just want Jared choking on it so much that I could do it myself.
Speaking of rough sex, I really need to get that stupidly long spanking fic I write beta'd and posted. Any offers? :)

PETER LIKES TO BITE. WE HAVE PROOF NOW

YES!! I'm running to the kink meme to demand this in fic form!

I've just finished!! OMG, the prettiness!!!

'Are you using eyeliner?'
'Nooo,are you using lipstick?'
'Nooo'
I love their denial!! And the skirt, and Jared taking a pick under his skirt and smiling!!

And when they deliver the papers to the nice lady, they left sooo CRUSHED and gloomy! And Damien was all like 'I can't believe you actually did it!' and smiling evil-ish because they were taken over by the dark force, but not really...
I'm gonna breathe now and download it and watch it again and not breath for 41 minutes...
THEIR LOVEEEE!

I WANT THAT FIC *coughs*

And also Jared's the reason Peter's eyeliner was all smudged - just sayin'

YES YES YES YES YES UGHHHH

The mountain biking thing made my breath catch because a) That's totally an MPG thing and I LOVE THAT and b) HOW HOT WOULD THEY LOOK IN ALL THE LYCRA AND THE LEGS AND EVERYTHING

Jared... Jared, Jared, Jared. I don't know about the linits thing, I think maybe he's trying to be careful because EQUITY PARTNERS GUYS and just generally because you know, court and a judge and a hot chick and I genuinely do not think he could restrain himself if he started slathering oil all over the place. OH GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST THING. IN COURT SEX. Or atleast teasing. Something they do when they get bored during all the waiting around but just I really want someone getting fucked over the judge's desk thingy.

THE SKIRT OF A GIRL'S SCHOOL UNIFORM. Oh god. I read Daddy!kink with the Daddy punishing his little girl for letting naughty boys from school touch her in her skirt and it makes me want that SO MUCH. SO MUCH I WANT FOR THIS FANDOM NNGGG

SLEEPY SLEEPY SLEEPY ALWAYS. And the HAIR. I did not expect my reaction to Peter's armpits. I did not. I was already sort of smirky and disguisting and then he was like LET ME JUST FLASH YOU MY MANLY UNDERARMS URGH THIS SHOW

(Blanket warning for typos. I haven't slept in 20 hours and I'm trying to simultaneously squee about this and write my column without once again pissing off my grandma because I'm not a fan of the Queen. MY LIFE PEOPLE. I feel like I should go into schools and warn kids about the dangers of the internet. Sexual predators? No. FANDOM TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE. DO YOUW ANT TO LOOK LIKE ME CHILDREN. CONSTANTLY DERANGED LOOKING. LIKE A STARTLED HEDGEHOG. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SLEPT AFTER THE REICHENBACH EPISODE? NONE. BECAUSE I SAT ON THE INTERENT FOR ABOUT 2 DAYS UNTIL I COLLAPSED AND DREAMT ABOUT JOHN/SHERLOCK DOMESTIC FLUFF.)

I really am tired.

In my last F&B fic Peter did bite Jared, but that was mostly because Jared got off on it but I think it might become a recurring theme. I suddenlyw ant to write ALL THE THINGS

I'm gonna breathe now and download it and watch it again and not breath for 41 minutes...

Yes! I very much did that. I watched it and didn't cope, then I took a breath, then I watched it some more.

::dances you lots;:

I LOVE HIS SKIRT and his happiness about the skirt, and his WHORISH LAZING on the sofa! Awesomeness.

I APPROVE OF THIS COMMENT!

And I really want to know what's going on with Hannah :/

I can't beta, or I totally would! I hope someone volunteers, because *WANT*.

I totally just think they bite each other all the time and enjoy biting and whatnot. Partly because I literally can't imagine being in bed with either one of them and NOT biting them. They're just . . . biteable.

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