1) He was going to go with Peter. They had a pact - if either of them couldn't get dates then they'd go together. Without the other one knowing, neither of them made much of an effort to get a date. Peter's mom arrange the limo and dinner before, even got them matching button holes. Then Leonard got wind of the plan and set Jared up with the daughter of one of his firm's senior partners. Peter ended up going stag. Just one more thing Jared will never forgive his father for.
2) Jared's first love was Amy in kindergarten. She pulled his hair and stole his pb and j sandwich and stamped on his juice box, the juice went down the front of Jared's pants and he spent the rest of the day looking like he peed his pants. He cried all the way home. The next day Amy bought him a Hershey's Kiss and held his hand when it was nap time. She left him three days later for Robbie because he had crunchy peanut butter and not smooth. And no they don't keep in touch.
3) Jared told his dad he had a study date at Peter's. Peter told his mom he had a study date at Jared's. Peter stole a bottle of creme de menthe from his mom's liquor cabinet and Jared took a cigar from the box on his dad's desk. They lit a fire on the beach and toasted marshmallows. They both got sick and swore they were never drinking again. They were 15, that vow lasted 6 months and 15 days.
4) Jared worked ever summer and all the holidays in between at his father's office - filing, making coffee, delivering mail. He got paid the same as every other intern but got less respect because he was the boss' son.
5) Peter found a junker he and Jared could fix up and they did just that, working after school and on weekends. It took them 6 months and was ready just about the time they were ready to take the driver's test. Leonard refused the pay the insurance so Peter ended up keeping the car.
6) Peter - from the bathroom, complaining about stubble burn
7) Peter and YES!
8) Peter's house. Peter never stayed over at Jared's. Peter's mom let them order pizza and drink soda and eat chips in bed.
9) Jared toes off his shoes, gets he and Peter something long and cold from the fridge, checking out whether anything for dinner has miraculously appeared since he looked yeasterday and decides on take out.
10) There was stretching and rib poking and maybe the promise of a blow job before work if Peter got up to make breakfast...
11) If you ask Leonard he'd say it was a Bach recital. If you ask Jared it was The Goo Goo Dolls and Peter saved him from being crushed in the mosh pit.
12) It's been covered up. A needle and ink after school on the last day before the summer break is never a good idea.
13) He's still thinking about that...
14) ET - and he didn't cry, no really he didn't...
15) During third period Science, the day after he first met Peter
16) Peter
17) Amy in Kindergarten, right after she stamped on his juice box.
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1) He was going to go with Peter. They had a pact - if either of them couldn't get dates then they'd go together. Without the other one knowing, neither of them made much of an effort to get a date. Peter's mom arrange the limo and dinner before, even got them matching button holes. Then Leonard got wind of the plan and set Jared up with the daughter of one of his firm's senior partners. Peter ended up going stag. Just one more thing Jared will never forgive his father for.
2) Jared's first love was Amy in kindergarten. She pulled his hair and stole his pb and j sandwich and stamped on his juice box, the juice went down the front of Jared's pants and he spent the rest of the day looking like he peed his pants. He cried all the way home. The next day Amy bought him a Hershey's Kiss and held his hand when it was nap time. She left him three days later for Robbie because he had crunchy peanut butter and not smooth. And no they don't keep in touch.
3) Jared told his dad he had a study date at Peter's. Peter told his mom he had a study date at Jared's. Peter stole a bottle of creme de menthe from his mom's liquor cabinet and Jared took a cigar from the box on his dad's desk. They lit a fire on the beach and toasted marshmallows. They both got sick and swore they were never drinking again. They were 15, that vow lasted 6 months and 15 days.
4) Jared worked ever summer and all the holidays in between at his father's office - filing, making coffee, delivering mail. He got paid the same as every other intern but got less respect because he was the boss' son.
5) Peter found a junker he and Jared could fix up and they did just that, working after school and on weekends. It took them 6 months and was ready just about the time they were ready to take the driver's test. Leonard refused the pay the insurance so Peter ended up keeping the car.
6) Peter - from the bathroom, complaining about stubble burn
7) Peter and YES!
8) Peter's house. Peter never stayed over at Jared's. Peter's mom let them order pizza and drink soda and eat chips in bed.
9) Jared toes off his shoes, gets he and Peter something long and cold from the fridge, checking out whether anything for dinner has miraculously appeared since he looked yeasterday and decides on take out.
10) There was stretching and rib poking and maybe the promise of a blow job before work if Peter got up to make breakfast...
11) If you ask Leonard he'd say it was a Bach recital. If you ask Jared it was The Goo Goo Dolls and Peter saved him from being crushed in the mosh pit.
12) It's been covered up. A needle and ink after school on the last day before the summer break is never a good idea.
13) He's still thinking about that...
14) ET - and he didn't cry, no really he didn't...
15) During third period Science, the day after he first met Peter
16) Peter
17) Amy in Kindergarten, right after she stamped on his juice box.