Perhaps I'm slow on the uptake, but can someone confirm for me that the tattoo isn't actually on Breckin? I'm assuming it's just a fan picture, but a part of me is like "wait. wait. what if...?" BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH NOTHING IS FUNNIER TO ME THAN FACE TATTOOS. THE WORSE THE BETTER.

In unrelated news, someone seriously dropped the ball in the production of a play that I'm putting on in two weeks (seriously, as in WENT TO WHISTLER INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR BIT seriously) and I'm freaking the fuck out. I hate everyone. Not you guys, that's a lie. But no really, everyone. I hate them all. >:(