And at first Seth would totally be freaked out, but then he would learn to love it (because he kinda misses being a werewolf too) and he and Breckin would have happy snuggle-biting times and MPG would be all jealous and put out and Seth/Werewolf Lawyer would bite MPG/Bash and then they would both think they were werewolves and there would be more snuggly-biting times for all!