I'm not sold on the multi-episode romanticness either, so we can frown at it together. Jared has no need for romantic partners apart from Peter. The show could be all about how Peter woos Jared away from female interests. He starts making him romantic dinners and sings to him with his guitar. Buys him manly jewelry. This is what will probably end up happening when Shiri's character realizes that her fraternizing is misconducting itself... *legal jargon*
Oh how I wish I could write you an epic tragic 30000 word tale of Jared and Bear... for it would be epic and tragic. Full of woe. And tears. And Jared being tied up multiple times. ...but, alas, the pictures in my head won't fall out into the computer for me. Tragic.
It did get me to thinking that Jared and Peter should go camping, like with a tent... And maybe there's a puma or something snuffling outside, and Jared's worried that it's going to eat him, so his fear kind of immobilizes him in his sleeping bag (it's like he's being tied down, but metaphorically), but it's really only Peter (who, for some reason, wanted his own tent), because it turns out that it gets cold at night so Peter then thinks it'd be a good idea for them to share a sleeping bag, which is awkward at first, but then it's warm and soft. Or something. I don't know. Possibly sasquatch is involved. Like, their client claims they saw sasquatch and Jared and Peter have to go to the woods to "investigate"... really they just fool around in the sleeping bag. Maybe it's a whole Infeld-Daniels outing. Campfires. Marshmellows. Jokes about pitching tents. Damien thinking that he's super good at nature-ing, but really anything he succeeds at is actually Hanna's doing and he ends up with poison ivy. ...I want epic out of office adventures for the whole team so badly. We need field trips. I know Stanton would approve.
I also want Breckin and Seth to have a show together where they're just adorable goofs with each other the whole time. How has that not happened. It's no fair that that could be being filmed, while the make Robot Chicken.
Your description of Beer Money is too perfect. I feel watching the clip will ruin it's perfection for me.
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Oh how I wish I could write you an epic tragic 30000 word tale of Jared and Bear... for it would be epic and tragic. Full of woe. And tears. And Jared being tied up multiple times. ...but, alas, the pictures in my head won't fall out into the computer for me. Tragic.
It did get me to thinking that Jared and Peter should go camping, like with a tent... And maybe there's a puma or something snuffling outside, and Jared's worried that it's going to eat him, so his fear kind of immobilizes him in his sleeping bag (it's like he's being tied down, but metaphorically), but it's really only Peter (who, for some reason, wanted his own tent), because it turns out that it gets cold at night so Peter then thinks it'd be a good idea for them to share a sleeping bag, which is awkward at first, but then it's warm and soft. Or something. I don't know. Possibly sasquatch is involved. Like, their client claims they saw sasquatch and Jared and Peter have to go to the woods to "investigate"... really they just fool around in the sleeping bag. Maybe it's a whole Infeld-Daniels outing. Campfires. Marshmellows. Jokes about pitching tents. Damien thinking that he's super good at nature-ing, but really anything he succeeds at is actually Hanna's doing and he ends up with poison ivy.
...I want epic out of office adventures for the whole team so badly. We need field trips. I know Stanton would approve.
I also want Breckin and Seth to have a show together where they're just adorable goofs with each other the whole time. How has that not happened. It's no fair that that could be being filmed, while the make Robot Chicken.
Your description of Beer Money is too perfect. I feel watching the clip will ruin it's perfection for me.