How could they deny us our fandom status - we have a plaque?! Okay, so we made it ourselves, probably using macaroni and glitter glue, but still... plaque!!

(I'm still working on the prostitution fic, but it keeps getting bumped down the queue for Christmas fic, threesomes and Valentine's Day bunnies. And knowing me, it will still somehow manage to be fluffy with no sex and a happy ending, so no fandom points for us there!)