I deleted a whole paragraph from that comment where I went into more detail about all the incest stories of Jared and his evil father we didn't have, because I thought maybe I would just be ENCOURAGING incest, and then our plaque will have nothing to boast about.

(Mostly what is lovely is that whatever was happening Peter would sort of know it was happening, and Jared would HATE that he knew, so they wouldn't talk about it and they would be SO BEAUTIFUL. OH GOD I LOVE THEM.)