While I like this a lot (won't tell you how much I laughed at Pindar and Carmen offering "helpful" observations, I'm going with Bash's sister because I get the same feeling as Jared the only child (with the really tall dad and he's--to use Damien's term--a midget).
This coming from a 5'1" woman married to a 6'3" man. Go figure.
Re: ...too short? Or awkwardly adorable short?
This coming from a 5'1" woman married to a 6'3" man. Go figure.