"Dude, how was I supposed to know they would hit it off!" Peter hissed back. "I only left them alone for a second!"
"It takes more than a second for people to start sucking face, Peter!" Jared ran his hands through his hair in dismay. "She doesn't even come up to his chest!"
"She can always just sit on his lap," said Pindar thoughtfully.
"Pindar!" Jared made a betrayed noise.
Peter made a frantic 'kill the discussion' slash at his throat.
"I'm just saying," Pindar muttered to himself.
"Or I bet he's got enough upper body strength to lift her up," said Carmen thoughtfully.
"Carmen!" said Peter, with a pointed look back at Jared.
Carmen shrugged. "I'm not blind. I bet Jared's sister isn't either."
...too short? Or awkwardly adorable short?
"Dude, how was I supposed to know they would hit it off!" Peter hissed back. "I only left them alone for a second!"
"It takes more than a second for people to start sucking face, Peter!" Jared ran his hands through his hair in dismay. "She doesn't even come up to his chest!"
"She can always just sit on his lap," said Pindar thoughtfully.
"Pindar!" Jared made a betrayed noise.
Peter made a frantic 'kill the discussion' slash at his throat.
"I'm just saying," Pindar muttered to himself.
"Or I bet he's got enough upper body strength to lift her up," said Carmen thoughtfully.
"Carmen!" said Peter, with a pointed look back at Jared.
Carmen shrugged. "I'm not blind. I bet Jared's sister isn't either."
Jared screamed into his hands.