I totally didn't get the bronco thing, because I know shit about cars. I do laugh because it's clearly so very much bigger than he is though!

I second your shameless request for prostitution fic!

It does look as though Pindar interrupts proceedings between Jared and Hanna, so I was also a bit confused when she does the unicorns speech. Then again, I think I was too distracted by the unicorn imagery to concentrate on anything else!